Turns out the CEO just needed someone to teach him how to use the microwave in the lunch room.
Also known as "pulling a theranos"That's how all software product demos work. It's all smoke and mirrors, no exceptions.
definitely time to get drunk.In more workplace awkwardness....I was just walking down the hallway, and myself and what I thought was my short, Asian coworker Amy approached a blind corner at the same time (both with masks). As soon as I saw her, I said "Hi Amy!"....only to realize 1/2 way through saying it, it wasn't Amy. The good news is, I happen to be dressed fancy with a long sleeve shirt on, so most of my face and my dead giveaway sleeve are concealed. Hoping that's enough to never been identified again.
\fuckingawkward.
#stopasianhateIn more workplace awkwardness....I was just walking down the hallway, and myself and what I thought was my short, Asian coworker Amy approached a blind corner at the same time (both with masks). As soon as I saw her, I said "Hi Amy!"....only to realize 1/2 way through saying it, it wasn't Amy. The good news is, I happen to be dressed fancy with a long sleeve shirt on, so most of my face and my dead giveaway sleeve are concealed. Hoping that's enough to never been identified again.
\fuckingawkward.
It's okay if it's authentic.Great, now I’m hungry for....oh, never mind.
I know mass merge. I don't know how to automate it though.Isn't that some sort of mail merge functionality bullshit with a macro bolted on top?
the only annoying thing is when clippy pops up on your occular hud what you're whackin' itNano-bot injection later today. I look forward to the existential release that being under the command of Bill Gates will bring.
You know what sucks more? Working overtime without any paid overtime. Corporate world FTMFL.Hate my life. Working overtime every week is getting old.
Just stop working at 40 hours.You know what sucks more? Working overtime without any paid overtime. Corporate world FTMFL.
So don't do the overtime.You know what sucks more? Working overtime without any paid overtime. Corporate world FTMFL.
That's what I do. But I pull the ADA card. Stress causes seizures. Giving me work load greater than can be accomplished in a normal work week causes me stress because I'm not getting time to unwind, which leads to potential seizures.Just stop working at 40 hours.
Depending on the state, they are required to after usually 8-10 adtl hours.You know what sucks more? Working overtime without any paid overtime. Corporate world FTMFL.
I need to find me a gubmint jerb.Just stop working at 40 hours.
Hahahaha hahahaha ha.So don't do the overtime.
Hahaha haha Massachusetts employment laws hahaha.Depending on the state, they are required to after usually 8-10 adtl hours.
If you're good at what you do, and I suspect that you are, they may do some initial complaining about a 40 hour limit, but they're not going to let you go because good people are hard to find.I need to find me a gubmint jerb.
Hahahaha hahahaha ha.
Hahaha haha Massachusetts employment laws hahaha.
I'll trade you for these PS1 games.man, how much do I love selling shit on craigslist?
LOTS! these people are GREAT!!
"I want the buy your ITEM and need to no your not scammer, so give me PASSWORD to your venmo so I no ur not theef."I'll trade you for these PS1 games.
SMRT"I want the buy your ITEM and need to no your not scammer, so give me PASSWORD to your venmo so I no ur not theef."
How do you he's not a scammer? Ask for Bob and vagene."I want the buy your ITEM and need to no your not scammer, so give me PASSWORD to your venmo so I no ur not theef."
All your nanobots now belong to Bernie.My government funded preventative healthcare experience was fast organized and friendly.
really? it's raining down here.Dumping snow outside...
The reality is, everyone is replaceable, and many managers (all my managers ever) judge people by how many hours they clock in every day. And since everyone plays along, sticking out like a sore thumb ... is suboptimal for your career. I refuse (mostly) to work on weekends without compensation but my wife got badly bullied and her career got stalled because she refused to do free weekend shifts.If you're good at what you do, and I suspect that you are, they may do some initial complaining about a 40 hour limit, but they're not going to let you go because good people are hard to find.