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  1. BurlyShirley

    BurlyShirley Rex Grossman Will Rise Again

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    From Discover Magazine:


    http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/discoblog/2010/02/01/ncbi-rofl-thats-one-miraculous-conception/

    ...discuss.
     
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  2. gonefirefightin

    gonefirefightin free wieners

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    stinkys neighbor?
     
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  3. IH8Rice

    IH8Rice I'm Mr. Negative! I Fail!

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    fellatio is the next best thing if you have no vagina
     
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  4. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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  5. jonKranked

    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    saw that the other day. Murphy's law. I give it a week before some religious group is using this case in promotion of abstinence.
     
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  6. I Are Baboon

    I Are Baboon Run, Forrest, Run!

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    Maybe it was a tumor. I've seen those shows on TV where someone has a large tumor removed that contains hair and teeth. Or maybe it's Kuato.
     
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    CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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  8. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    I'm pretty sure this is the same way DirtMcGirk was conceived.
     
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  9. Knuckleslammer

    Knuckleslammer took the red pill

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    WERD. I wish I had not read this thread. WTF?
     
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  10. 4xBoy

    4xBoy Turbo Monkey

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    A knife was used,


    But just for the ritual Monkey knife fight.
     
  11. greengreer

    greengreer Monkey

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    Wow, this has Steve Wilkos written all over it.
     
  12. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    "The young mother, her family, and the likely father adapted themselves rapidly to the new situation and some cattle changed hands to prove that there were no hard feelings."
     
  13. gonefirefightin

    gonefirefightin free wieners

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    how can a 15 yr old work in a bar anyways?
     
  14. IH8Rice

    IH8Rice I'm Mr. Negative! I Fail!

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    i saw that. it was disturbing but i couldnt change the channel
     
  15. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    See my quote about the cattle. I don't think it happened in this country.

    Anyway what Americans get into knife fights, we are all about the gunplay.
     
  16. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    Exactly what I was thinking.

    Second coming?
     
  17. jonKranked

    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    This all occurred in Lesotho (southern Africa).
     
  18. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    Man... you are soooooooooo going to Hell. Save me a decent seat, eh? :D
     
  19. gonefirefightin

    gonefirefightin free wieners

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    sounds like there was more than "one coming" fer sher
     
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  21. rockofullr

    rockofullr confused

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    it's gonna be hard to have that baby.

    and where does she piss from?
     
  22. narlus

    narlus Eastcoast Softcore
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    i foresee another religion. this is truly the immaculate reception.
     
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    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    Well, if you had actually read the article, you would know she already had the baby via cesarean.
     
  24. rockofullr

    rockofullr confused

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    Read? I don't have time to read.
     
  25. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    Here is a little anatomy lesson. Women do not pee from their vagina's.

    You must please the hell out of the ladies.
     
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    4xBoy Turbo Monkey

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    Should have not used the knife and just gave a symbolic falcon punch.
     
  27. moff_quigley

    moff_quigley Why don't you have a seat over there?

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  28. rockofullr

    rockofullr confused

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    I dunno I'm pretty sure the peepee comes outa the vajayjay.



    So does she just have a little urethra hole?
     
  29. jonKranked

    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    You've obviously never been there.
     
  30. I Are Baboon

    I Are Baboon Run, Forrest, Run!

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    What the hell? :confused:
     
  31. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    #31 -   Feb 2, 2010
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  32. rockofullr

    rockofullr confused

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    Ok prof., stop beating around the bush (does she have one of those?) and learn me how the girle with no vago goos.

    Like I said, is there just a little pee hole?

    P.S. Thanks for the pic. Now I know why the girls keep screaming "thats my a$$". I've been a fool.
     
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  33. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    Pee comes out of the urethra not the vajajay. They are in close proximity but not the same thing. Male anatomy is laid out radially and female linearly.
     
  34. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    Holy $hit is this thread full of fail. :disgust1:
     
  35. jonKranked

    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    Hank Hill has a narrow one.
     
  36. rockofullr

    rockofullr confused

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    I think your gonna have to draw me a picture.
     
  37. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    I think it is best for society that you remain in the dark and less likely to reproduce.
     
  38. sanjuro

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    Watch Salma Hayek in Dogma.
     
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    rockofullr confused

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    See?

    That's what I'm talking about, hows she gonna make wewe if it's like in dogma?
     
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    ohio The Fresno Kid

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    Many men think da butt is the tightest option. I learned today that those men are wrong.