I don't quite fit into my tux right now. I look like Chris Farley. I probably should have tried it on a week ago when I got the invitation. Sounds like a few drinks before hand might help me forget the stares and laughs.
There really isn't much that embarasses me, but looking like a turd to something formal like this is just ****ed. Buttons aren't too bad to sew back on...just be sure not to skimp on the threading, otherwise you'll be up **** creek later in the night.
It's been about 7 months since I've worn it. Last night was a ****load of fun and I think the tux stretched a bit so it turned out alright. I seriously need to do more 3+ hour rides. I have love handles for the first time in my life. How sad.
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