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douglas

douglas

Chocolate Milk Doug
May 15, 2002
9,887
6
Shut up and Ride
so we hired a new female employee, 3rd day on the job and the 1st time I see her not sitting at her desk, and shes walking around the lunch room showing off her "muffin top"

ok so today, she has some computer issues, I go over sit at her desk, next thing I here is "BEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLCCCCCCCCCCCCCH" it was her standing like 2 feet from me, and what do I hear next...nothing, no excuse me, no pardon me..nada

10 minutes later, I have to go back, and guess what, another "BEEELCCCHHH" and once again no excsue/pardon me.

so my 1st impression, not the most classy chick I ever meet :rolleyes:
 
SkaredShtles

SkaredShtles

Michael Bolton
Sep 21, 2003
67,832
14,168
In a van.... down by the river
douglas said:
so we hired a new female employee, 3rd day on the job and the 1st time I see her not sitting at her desk, and shes walking around the lunch room showing off her "muffin top"
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:dead: :dead:

ok so today, she has some computer issues, I go over sit at her desk, next thing I here is "BEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLCCCCCCCCCCCCCH" it was her standing like 2 feet from me, and what do I hear next...nothing, no excuse me, no pardon me..nada
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Sounds like she's trying to be "one of the guys"....... :dead:

so my 1st impression, not the most classy chick I ever meet :rolleyes:
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So you're going to try to get in her pants, aren't you? :p
 
douglas

douglas

Chocolate Milk Doug
May 15, 2002
9,887
6
Shut up and Ride
SkaredShtles said:
So you're going to try to get in her pants, aren't you? :p
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After the last one(chick), they added to the company policy that I am not allowed to get in the pants of anyone in that dept

MudGrrl said:
somebody said that she was trying to fit in with her new co-workers... be like them.


or you can interpret it as though the chick is actually you
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yeah..........dont quit your day job :D
 
berkshire_rider

berkshire_rider

Growler
Feb 5, 2003
2,552
10
The Blackstone Valley
douglas said:
so we hired a new female employee, 3rd day on the job and the 1st time I see her not sitting at her desk, and shes walking around the lunch room showing off her "muffin top"

ok so today, she has some computer issues, I go over sit at her desk, next thing I here is "BEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLCCCCCCCCCCCCCH" it was her standing like 2 feet from me, and what do I hear next...nothing, no excuse me, no pardon me..nada

10 minutes later, I have to go back, and guess what, another "BEEELCCCHHH" and once again no excsue/pardon me.

so my 1st impression, not the most classy chick I ever meet :rolleyes:
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Your company need to stop hiring people from remote sections of Rensellear county. :evil: :oink:
 
Jim Mac

Jim Mac

MAKE ENDURO GREAT AGAIN
May 21, 2004
6,352
282
the middle east of NY
berkshire_rider said:
Your company need to stop hiring people from remote sections of Rensellear county. :evil: :oink:
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That's Rent'ler County to you!

Direct quote from administrative office in the Town of Rensslear (in Rent'ler county), "Well, between the seven of us, I think we got a full set of teeth!"
 
urbaindk

urbaindk

The Real Dr. Science
Jul 12, 2004
4,819
0
Sleepy Hollar
loco said:
If she is someone's wife, you are in SOOOO much trouble.
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Actually, she sounds a little like my wife with the belching and all.


Dougy - Freaks are loads of fun, but too few and far between. You should marry her up if you get the chance.
 
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