20 little monkeys jumping on the bed....

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  1. MMike

    MMike A fowl peckerwood.

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    I just sat through Emily (who will be 4 on Sunday), go from 20 little monkeys down to no little monkeys jumping on the bed. All of whom fell off and bumped their respective heads apparently.

    She didn't even pause to think about any of it. She just started out of the blue. It was cute.
     

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  2. skinny mike

    skinny mike Turbo Monkey

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    i have a feeling that when/if my sister has kids i'm going to try to teach them "would you like fries with that?" for their first words, just to annoy her.
     
  3. CrabJoe StretchPants

    CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    I volunteer to be the dad.


    :cupidarrow:


    Anywho, that is cute. I can't wait until I'm a dad, it's been my biggest wish since I was about 14.
     
  4. skinny mike

    skinny mike Turbo Monkey

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    die...
     
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    geargrrl Turbo Monkey

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    I taught my sister's kids how to drink the milk out of the cereal bowl, say "doh!" and to suck up spaghetti and ramen. Her very proper husband was not amused.
     
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    .Pit Steelers. Nostradumbass

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    Wow when you were 14 you must have not had many freinds.
     
  7. Dartman

    Dartman Old Bastard Mike

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    She could be a moderator here. :monkeydance:
     
  8. CrabJoe StretchPants

    CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    Yea, that's it.





    Not like I was mature or anything and had a pretty grown-up way of looking at life and realizing what truly makes people happy.
     
  9. splat

    splat Nam I am

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    Enjoy it now MMike , It is amazing how fast they grow up .
     
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    Dartman Old Bastard Mike

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    I'll give that a solid No Sh!t!!
     
  11. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    Wait, Emily counted in reverse? From 20 down to 1?

    I know we want our kids to do better in life than us, but already?


    She's a smart kid.
     
  12. manimal

    manimal Ociffer Tackleberry

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    running errands with my girls today i sat through a solid hour of "jingle bells, batman smells, robin is a TRASHCANHEAD!!! [pause for 30 full seconds of unstoppable kid laughter]
    then the next youngest would try it:
    "jingle bells, batman smells, robin is a DOODY!!" [yet another pause for what was apparently the funniest thing ever said on earth as my two girls nearly vomited from laughter]

    oh man, every time they repeated the song i started to get annoyed...until the riotous laughter ensued :D
    kids are fun.