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2010 Oscars Drinking Game

S.K.C.

Turbo Monkey
Feb 28, 2005
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25
Pa. / North Jersey
Found this on another site:

Oscars Drinking Game
Don’t care about the Oscars? Turn it into drinking game:

- Every time someone mentions the environment; take a Drink.

- Every time someone references the Na’avi, Pandora, blue people, Avatar, James Cameron, 3D, or says "game changer"; take a Drink.

- Every time you see someone wearing a colored ribbon on their lapel; Drink.

- Every time you stifle a fat joke about Gabourey Sidibe; Drink.

- Self-Importnat, Self-Congratualtory, clip montage that emphasizes the "importance" of Hollywood; Drink - then holler.

- Reading glasses? Drink.

- Someone pretends to go off teleprompter? Drink.

- Music starts to play before someone finishes their speech? Drink.

- Fat guy with a beard on stage? Drink.

- “I’m honored just to be mentioned with the other nominees.” Drink.

- Someone makes a Meryl Streep joke; Drink.

- Winner pulls out a list; Slam 3 shots of whiskey - punch self in face.

- Random cut to George Clooney in the audience? Finish your beer.

- Winner cries during acceptance speech? Finish your beer.

- Winner gets politcal; Waterfall. If you are the only person in the room - Finish beer; slam head through nearest wall.

- Meryl Streeps takes a dump on the stage? Take three speedballs and queef on a turtle.

- Painfully un-funny banter between hosts; Slam 4 shots of grain - kick hole in TV screen.
 
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Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
54,241
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Sleazattle
My friend created a game in college called Drink. It was a board game with a blank board. Each person took turns rolling dice and moving their piece on the blank board, after each turn everyone drank. Other than that there were no rules. There was just a lot of yelling, and drinking and the occasional punch thrown. It was more of a sociopolitical statement than a game really. We had to stop playing it after a few noise complaints. You had to be there but it really was pure genius.