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Oscars Drinking Game
Don’t care about the Oscars? Turn it into drinking game:
- Every time someone mentions the environment; take a Drink.
- Every time someone references the Na’avi, Pandora, blue people, Avatar, James Cameron, 3D, or says "game changer"; take a Drink.
- Every time you see someone wearing a colored ribbon on their lapel; Drink.
- Every time you stifle a fat joke about Gabourey Sidibe; Drink.
- Self-Importnat, Self-Congratualtory, clip montage that emphasizes the "importance" of Hollywood; Drink - then holler.
- Reading glasses? Drink.
- Someone pretends to go off teleprompter? Drink.
- Music starts to play before someone finishes their speech? Drink.
- Fat guy with a beard on stage? Drink.
- “I’m honored just to be mentioned with the other nominees.” Drink.
- Someone makes a Meryl Streep joke; Drink.
- Winner pulls out a list; Slam 3 shots of whiskey - punch self in face.
- Random cut to George Clooney in the audience? Finish your beer.
- Winner cries during acceptance speech? Finish your beer.
- Winner gets politcal; Waterfall. If you are the only person in the room - Finish beer; slam head through nearest wall.
- Meryl Streeps takes a dump on the stage? Take three speedballs and queef on a turtle.
- Painfully un-funny banter between hosts; Slam 4 shots of grain - kick hole in TV screen.
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