[Instigator]

I would like to make fun of squirrel and Deyv, but I could not tell you how they rode.......................They were always to far ahead to see

If this was a slow speed technical race, I think I would have a chance

 

[ghostrider]

Well you're no fun to talk smack to

I prefer to speak softly and carry a big quadricep. Besides, I'm not sure how my training regimen of towing Arielle through the hills in her trailer on my single speed is going to pan out.

 

[TreeSaw]

How come that Duo just scares me!

Be afraid! Be VERY afraid!!!!

 

[Instigator]

I prefer to speak softly and carry a big quadricep. Besides, I'm not sure how my training regimen of towing Arielle through the hills in her trailer on my single speed is going to pan out.

At least one person on are team is going to kick ass :dancing:

 

[TreeSaw]

At least one person on are team is going to kick ass :dancing:

We're all gonna kick ass in the beer drinking contest :devil:

 

[Echo]

17 days to go! I finally did my training ride last night, 2.5 miles of flat road. This race is gonna be easy.

 

[Westy]

17 days to go! I finally did my training ride last night, 2.5 miles of flat road. This race is gonna be easy.

Better watch it, overtraining can really burn you out.

 

[ghostrider]

17 days to go! I finally did my training ride last night, 2.5 miles of flat road. This race is gonna be easy.

Dude, that's nothing, I started taking the stairs instead of the elevator up to the 2nd floor, and I've started drinking 2 cups of coffee/hour to keep my heart rate up. I'm going to have a hard time keeping my front wheel on the ground with all this extra power.

 

[Echo]

I'm going to have a hard time keeping my front wheel on the ground with all this extra power.

Pfft, front wheels are for wussies anyway. I'm doing the race on a unicycle.

 

[splat]

I've started drinking 2 cups of coffee/hour to keep my heart rate up. I'm going to have a hard time keeping my front wheel on the ground with all this extra power.

I just hope I have enouigh fibre in my Diet.

 

[I Are Baboon]

We are less than two weeks away! WOO HOO!!!!

:dancing:

I'm starting to get a little nervous.

 

[Westy]

We are less than two weeks away! WOO HOO!!!!

:dancing:

I'm starting to get a little nervous.

With less than two weeks to go everyone can slow down on that hard core training and concentrate on rest and relaxation before the big race Now I will probably just start worrying about the weather.

 

[ghostrider]

With less than two weeks to go everyone can slow down on that hard core training and concentrate on rest and relaxation before the big race Now I will probably just start worrying about the weather.

Weather??

 

[Echo]

Now I will probably just start worrying about the weather.

Oh man, someone had to say it

 

[douglas]

Oh man, someone had to say it

I saw the long range weather forcast months ago, nothing but rain........so I have only been riding my bike on days it pours out neaky:

 

[Instigator]

You guys don't know how to train..............me and matty training Saturday night

 

[Westy]

After a nice little ride yesterday I chowed down on 5 soft tacos from taco bell, a large bowl of Lucky Charms, a pint of Ben and Jerry's, a pile of sliced chicken wrapped around a chunk of provalone and a pickle (ran out of bread), two granola bars, sunflower seeds, cherries and a 6 pack of Sierra Nevada.

 

[TreeSaw]

You guys don't know how to train..............me and matty training Saturday night

Dough! Why haven't I been raining with you guys?

 

[stuntmatty]

Dough! Why haven't I been raining with you guys?

Dough is right. That's what I feel like this morning. :evil:

 

[justbill]

I did a little training this weekend with my son. He suprised me a bit with the corn dog style skewer. I have always been partial to lancing the dog perpendicular to its axis. But perhaps he is on to something. Even a master can learn from the student.

 

[Echo]

I did a little training this weekend with my son. He suprised me a bit with the corn dog style skewer. I have always been partial to lancing the dog perpendicular to its axis. But perhaps he is on to something. Even a master can learn from the student.

Hey can I borrow that bike that's leaning against the truck for the race? That thing looks FAST!

 

[douglas]

You guys don't know how to train..............me and matty training Saturday night

thats nothing I plan to live on the leftovers from my BBQ until the "24"

hamburgs, hotdogs, choclate chip cookies, brownies and beer

question is which is for breakfast??

 

[Echo]

question is which is for breakfast??

Beer.

 

[ghostrider]

All I got to say is, my regimen of quitting my job, riding 12 hours a day, spending 14 hours a day in the gym, drinking no alcohol and eating only carrot sticks better pay off big time, or my wife is going to be PISSED.

 

[douglas]

Beer.

cool, cause thats what I did




and ghost, where's the extra 2 hours come from??

 

[I Are Baboon]

and ghost, where's the extra 2 hours come from??

I hear he spends two hours a day in the gym riding a stationary bike.

 

[ghostrider]

and ghost, where's the extra 2 hours come from??

Summer time - the days are longer now.

 

[ghostrider]

I hear he spends two hours a day in the gym riding a stationary bike.

Actually, I've been riding my Blur on the treadmill. I can ride a wheelie for 57 calories burned.

 

[splat]

Summer time - the days are longer now.

I knew it had to have something to do with California time.

 

[Westy]

10 Days, 20 hours and 49 minutes.

 

[berkshire_rider]

thats nothing I plan to live on the leftovers from my BBQ until the "24" hamburgs, hotdogs, choclate chip cookies, brownies and beer

What happened to the "altered" watermelon?

 

[TreeSaw]

What happened to the "altered" watermelon?

Mmmm....leftover "altered" watermelon

 

[douglas]

What happened to the "altered" watermelon?

Someone kept feeding chunks to the girlies, but most of it ended up in the blender to make the frozen drinks a little more potent/flavorful



the rest unfortunately spent the night outside, and looked a little nasty due to many flowers from the tree ended up in it.

 

[douglas]

ps:


9 days
21 hours
15 minites
53 seconds

 

[ghostrider]

OK, so the race is only a week away...time to get some smack going. I'm thinking we set something up like:

Fastest Lap: Crowned King Monkey, receives offering from Slowest Lap
2nd Fastest Lap: Receives offering from 2nd Slowest Lap
3rd Fastest Lap: Receives offering from 3rd Slowest Lap

Winning Team: Receives offering from 3rd place team

We should start collecting suggestions for the offerings, so people know what the stakes are. Also, TreeSaw and Deyv's wife can opt in or opt out. Everybody else is mandatory.

 

[Westy]

OK, so the race is only a week away...time to get some smack going. I'm thinking we set something up like:

Fastest Lap: Crowned King Monkey, receives offering from Slowest Lap
2nd Fastest Lap: Receives offering from 2nd Slowest Lap
3rd Fastest Lap: Receives offering from 3rd Slowest Lap

Winning Team: Receives offering from 3rd place team

We should start collecting suggestions for the offerings, so people know what the stakes are. Also, TreeSaw and Deyv's wife can opt in or opt out. Everybody else is mandatory.

Bottles of fine distilled spirits always make nice offerings. Forcing the "offered" to drink it all at one siting makes for great stories and pictures.

 

[Echo]

OK, so the race is only a week away...time to get some smack going. I'm thinking we set something up like:

Fastest Lap: Crowned King Monkey, receives offering from Slowest Lap
2nd Fastest Lap: Receives offering from 2nd Slowest Lap
3rd Fastest Lap: Receives offering from 3rd Slowest Lap

Winning Team: Receives offering from 3rd place team

We should start collecting suggestions for the offerings, so people know what the stakes are. Also, TreeSaw and Deyv's wife can opt in or opt out. Everybody else is mandatory.

My goal is to get the fastest lap and the slowest lap, that should work out just fine

 

[I Are Baboon]

I think Team 4MAAB needs a handicap for that bet. Unless of course doug and splat want to do every lap.

 

[Chris01]

Finally got my team set. Pedalmasher.com - Tequila Sunrise. Look for the camp with the stuffed monkey that offers tequila. Stop by and say hi! Looks like we will be in the 5 person 200+ catagory. Going all out!

How do I get in on this fastest lap comp? Is there a handicap for doing the run?

 

[I Are Baboon]

Does the monkey really offer tequila? Might have to stop by if he does!!!

What campsite are you guys in?