How long it takes me to nuke popcorn.
4:20
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Is your microwave powered by malnourished hamsters?
is it powered by pot?
Mine is powered by my sheer genius.
If the choice is hamsters, pot or genius, it'd definitely be number B.
was. now im just old
I thought that elevated mountain air was supposed to make stuff cook faster?
Is that what Rob said?
I never said any such thing. She probably got it from her co-worker who "know's everything".
I think elevation lowers the boiling point of water, however.
it also lowers the concentration of oxygen in the air that you breathe into your lungs
Yeah, we sit around and read Ridemonkey together ALL day long, then collect our paychecks
I hear a bit of jealousy in the air....
If I nuked popcorn for 4:20, it would come out burned black and stinky as hell. Did you read the cooking directions after a 4:20?
I have a 1200 watt microwave, takes me under 2 minutes 
So what, nine or ten days to get it all popped?
I didn't say she read it, I said she "knows everything".Yeah, we sit around and read Ridemonkey together ALL day long, then collect our paychecks
Yeah, I wish I was a middle aged crochety housewife with a fat chip munching daughter at home and a 30K/year salary.
Really? Now the anger that was manifesting as jealousy is now straight up anger. Do you not feel pretty today?
Dude, I WAS eating breakfast.
Well..... you actually aren't pretty so at least you're a realist. So you've got that going for you.No.
...and now your tears of self-pity are dripping into your cornflakes?
Cheerios. And it was less tears of self pity as it was bile of revulsion.
Those are very strong words... almost too strong... like you have something to hide.
Do you need to tell us something?
That's obviously a lie, everyone likes chips. So I believe that you are hiding something...... Come on Rob the truth will set up free.
My microwave harble zapz popcorn in milliseconds.
That is all.
That is all.
You've got a microwave harbl? Lucky bastid.
2 minutes to pop the corn, 2 minutes 20 seconds to melt and pour the cannabutter.
So what you are saying is that you are a woman?
Pu-na! Pu-na! Pu-na! Pu-na! Pu-na! Pu-na!
What does that do to the sperm?