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manhattanprjkt83

Rusty Trombone
Jul 10, 2003
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Nilbog
MudGrrl said:
I wonder how many women had induced labor yesterday to avoid 666.........
That is funny you say that, a girl i am dating right now's sister was 5 days overdue until sunday when they induced her and it didnt work the first time. She started to flip, luckily the doctor decided to do a c-section (no idea how to spell that)...
 
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JRB

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People that really think today is some landmark should just go rob a liquor store and spend their lives in prison.
 

LordOpie

MOTHER HEN
Oct 17, 2002
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Denver
MudGrrl said:
I wonder how many women had induced labor yesterday to avoid 666.........
Christian Parenting Alert!

Freehold, Iowa - A number of panicked Christian ladies across America are scheduled to give birth on June 6th, 2006. This date raises concern among church members since the numbers of that day also identify the son of Satan, the "Beast" from the book of Revelation. No decent, Christian family wants the little red bottom of the devil's spawn perched on a limb of their family tree, taking a dump on the branches below, much less sitting in a high-chair at the dinner table listening in on family prayers while quietly finalizing plans to sodomize mommy with the family vacuum. As such, Landover Baptist Creation Scientists have put together a checklist of recommended actions one should take if their baby is being born or was born on 06-06-06.

Is My Child The Devil's Son?
A Checklist for Christian Mothers

1. Ladies, keep your legs crossed until after midnight. A True Christian™ lady always keeps her knees together -- and June 6 is no time to stop. As your demon child willfully pushes and kicks, causing your lady hole to dilate to the size of a drainage pipe, keep your knees locked together at all times. This will give your demanding child a wonderful, early lesson that he can't always have his way. To underscore this valuable disciplinary message, as the devil child flops around, trying to claw its way out to the human world to do Lucifer's bidding, continue to warble in a loud voice, "La la la la la la la I CAN'T FEEL YOU!"

more...
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0606/666.html
 

BigMike

BrokenbikeMike
Jul 29, 2003
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Montgomery county MD
This is my lucky day! My birthday is on Halloween, and the last three digits in my phone number since I was a kid have been 666. Anyone thats seen me knows I kinda look like the devil too! :D :devil:
 

Andyman_1970

Turbo Monkey
Apr 4, 2003
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The Natural State
LordOpie said:
Christian Parenting Alert!

Freehold, Iowa - A number of panicked Christian ladies across America are scheduled to give birth on June 6th, 2006. This date raises concern among church members since the numbers of that day also identify the son of Satan, the "Beast" from the book of Revelation. No decent, Christian family wants the little red bottom of the devil's spawn perched on a limb of their family tree, taking a dump on the branches below, much less sitting in a high-chair at the dinner table listening in on family prayers while quietly finalizing plans to sodomize mommy with the family vacuum. As such, Landover Baptist Creation Scientists have put together a checklist of recommended actions one should take if their baby is being born or was born on 06-06-06.

Is My Child The Devil's Son?
A Checklist for Christian Mothers

1. Ladies, keep your legs crossed until after midnight. A True Christian™ lady always keeps her knees together -- and June 6 is no time to stop. As your demon child willfully pushes and kicks, causing your lady hole to dilate to the size of a drainage pipe, keep your knees locked together at all times. This will give your demanding child a wonderful, early lesson that he can't always have his way. To underscore this valuable disciplinary message, as the devil child flops around, trying to claw its way out to the human world to do Lucifer's bidding, continue to warble in a loud voice, "La la la la la la la I CAN'T FEEL YOU!"

more...
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0606/666.html
:rofl:

I've been having fun the last few days on the Christian message board I frequent showing them how historically 666 was a reference to Nero. Those Christians really get wound up about their end times beliefs they've been getting real defensive with me..........:devil:
 

Zark

Hey little girl, do you want some candy?
Oct 18, 2001
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Reno 911
manhattanprjkt83 said:
slayer south of heaven is playing in my head over and over on an infinite loop...
:devil: Best live band ever:devil:
 
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JRB

Guest
That's still not the mark of the beast. If it ain't 3 6s, it ain't right. F*cking wannabe devil's. You are already sinners for lying about the mark. Stop trying so hard. Go watch gay porn and call it good. You don't need to make things up.
 

JESUS CHRIST

Chimp
Jun 4, 2006
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I must admit.

Even I'm rocking the Slayer today.

Dad even threw the horns this morning. He also said you guys can take out one goat per family. Just don't make a habit of it.