step one: order two carnitas tacos. due to confusion between yourself and order taker you receive two orders of carnitas tacos. Each order has three tacos, beans, rice, cole slaw
step two: Oh well, eat six tacos, cole slaw, some of the beans and rice
step three: after a light meal it's important to wait at least 30 minutes before riding or you might cramp up and drown.
step four: buy socks at the bike shop because somehow the gnomes only put one sock in your riding kit this morning
step five: mount bicycle and ride home in the heat of the afternoon. two good hill climbs. ride ends with 1380 feet of climbing from sea level into my carport.
downside: i am still burping and tasting the tacos a bit more than i'd like.
upside: i didn't barf, cramp up, or drown.
step two: Oh well, eat six tacos, cole slaw, some of the beans and rice
step three: after a light meal it's important to wait at least 30 minutes before riding or you might cramp up and drown.
step four: buy socks at the bike shop because somehow the gnomes only put one sock in your riding kit this morning
step five: mount bicycle and ride home in the heat of the afternoon. two good hill climbs. ride ends with 1380 feet of climbing from sea level into my carport.
downside: i am still burping and tasting the tacos a bit more than i'd like.
upside: i didn't barf, cramp up, or drown.