[SkaredShtles]

my wife (girlfriend at the time) and I embarked upon a 4-month vacation to Europe.

<sigh> I wanna go back.......

-S.S.-

 

[JRB]

Show off

 

[blue]

6 years ago today, I was 11.

True story.

 

[golgiaparatus]

Fish sticks are the fuking bomb with good tartar sauce

 

[stinkyboy]

<sigh> I wanna go back.......

-S.S.-

With or without her?

 

[SkaredShtles]

With or without her?

With. I'd like to take my kids along too.........

-S.S.-

 

[SkaredShtles]

6 years ago today, I was 11.

True story.

Damn whipper-snappers. :mumble:

-S.S.-

 

[SkaredShtles]

Fish sticks are the fuking bomb with good tartar sauce

Hmmm...... dunno about that. But the fish-n-chips I had in England sucked balls.

-S.S.-

 

[blue]

Hmmm...... dunno about that. But the fish-n-chips I had in England sucked balls.

-S.S.-

Seafood is nasty. Unless, of course, it's Calamari squid from Monterey or shrimp.

 

[SkaredShtles]

Seafood is nasty. Unless, of course, it's Calamari squid from Monterey or shrimp.

I like fish-n-chips. Generally.

I had *fantastic* calamari in a little bayside restaurant near the Cinque Terre in Italy - that $hit simply melted in the mouth. No "rubber band" calamari......

-S.S.-

Edit: BTW - "calamari" is the Italian word for squid. So it's redundant to say calamari squid.

 

[LordOpie]

Show off

You have a wife too. So

 

[blue]

Edit: BTW - "calamari" is the Italian word for squid. So it's redundant to say calamari squid.

Shut your piehole, Mr. "Intellectual".

 

[SkaredShtles]

Shut your piehole, Mr. "Intellectual".

:eviltongu

-S.S.-

Edit: Maybe you should just change your Monkey name to Squid Squid?

 

[blue]

:eviltongu

-S.S.-

Edit: Maybe you should just change your Monkey name to Squid Squid?

My name is Squid Squid, from the Department of Redundancy Department

 

[JRB]

You have a wife too. So

She was my girlfriend 6 years ago, today.

 

[LordOpie]

She was my girlfriend 6 years ago, today.

Eh, she was my girlfriend 7 years ago, today.

 

[JRB]

Eh, she was my girlfriend 7 years ago, today.

Don't you have a different forum to spread some LOVE in???

 

[LordOpie]

Don't you have a different forum to spread some LOVE in???

nah, the insult forum is boring.

That's right, I said it b:tches.

 

[The Amish]

A wife and kids, thats rough. What were you thinking neaky: Do you have to ask permission to ride? who wears the pants? I wont make you answer, you cant kid a kidder anyways :eviltongu

 

[LordOpie]

"kidder" sounds like a pedifile.

 

[The Amish]

hide your kids

 

[H8R]

nah, theXXXXXXXXX is boring.

That's right, I said it b:tches.

Rule breaker.

 

[SkaredShtles]

A wife and kids, thats rough. What were you thinking neaky: Do you have to ask permission to ride? who wears the pants? I wont make you answer, you cant kid a kidder anyways :eviltongu

Could you clarify WTF you're talking about?

-S.S.-

 

[H8R]

14 years ago I got my then girlfriend knocked up.
13 years ago I became a husband, then a father.
8 years ago I was getting my stuff together to move out.
1/2 a year later I was officially divorced.
5 years ago I moved in with a perfect woman. She likes The Melvins and fine wine.
3 years ago my ex disappeared.
3 weeks ago I got married again.
5 years from now my child will be an adult.

 

[SkaredShtles]

14 years ago I got my then girlfriend knocked up.
13 years ago I became a husband, then a father.
8 years ago I was getting my stuff together to move out.
1/2 a year later I was officially divorced.
5 years ago I moved in with a perfect woman. She likes The Melvins and fine wine.
3 years ago my ex disappeared.
3 weeks ago I got married again.
5 years from now my child will be an adult.

Middle Age Man!

-S.S.-

 

[JRB]

nah, the insult forum is boring.

That's right, I said it b:tches.

What are you talking about???

 

[JRB]

<snip>
3 years ago my ex disappeared.

Speaking of clarification.

 

[SkaredShtles]

What are you talking about???

Psssst. Just ignore him. He has these outbursts every now and again. Acknowledging them just gets him worked up.

-S.S.-

 

[dh girlie]

Hmmm...... dunno about that. But the fish-n-chips I had in England sucked balls.

-S.S.-

You can relate to that comment? The sucking balls part?

 

[BuddhaRoadkill]

Eh, she was my girlfriend 7 years ago, today.

... and mine 2 years ago, today. [but only at lunchtime] :eviltongu

 

[H8R]

Speaking of clarification.

Satan's instructions as followed by my ex wife in 2002:


Smoke speed, get arrested working at a massage parlor, beat child, piss of ex husband, answer many questions after the child helps file police report for abuse, lose child (drug) support, mouth off to Child Protection Services, lose physical custody of child to angry ex husband, do more drugs, get owned in court by angry ex husband, lose physical AND legal custody of child, lose friends and family, disappear.

I think that explains it.

 

[H8R]

You can relate to that comment? The sucking balls part?

No, but I'm sure you can.

 

[JRB]

Satan's instructions as followed by my ex wife in 2002:


Smoke speed, get arrested working at a massage parlor, beat child, piss of ex husband, answer many questions after the child helps file police report for abuse, lose child (drug) support, mouth off to Child Protection Services, lose physical custody of child to angry ex husband, do more drugs, get owned in court by angry ex husband, lose physical AND legal custody of child, lose friends and family, disappear.

I think that explains it.

Bummer - and you seem so normal.

 

[lovebunny]

6 years ago today i smoked weed for the first time. i was nine. :nuts:

 

[H8R]

Bummer - and you seem so normal.

Normal for around here or like, normal normal?

 

[BuddhaRoadkill]

True love ----yadyadayada-----> Speed kills.

That's some serious thread derailment.

 

[H8R]

Bummer - and you seem so normal.

BTW - it's not a bummer. My kid lives with me and the world's best stepmother. She gets straight A's and is doing great.

It would have been a bummer if I stayed married. ...*shudder*

 

[H8R]

True love ----yadyadayada-----> Speed kills.

That's some serious thread derailment.

*takes a bow*

Thank you, thank you. I like to thank Loco and the gang for making this all possible.

 

[JRB]

BTW - it's not a bummer. My kid lives with me and the world's best stepmother. She gets straight A's and is doing great.

It would have been a bummer if I stayed married. ...*shudder*

Yeah - I get your drift. I am glad that it is working out for you now.

 

[JRB]

*takes a bow*

Thank you, thank you. I like to thank Loco and the gang for making this all possible.

We're here for support.