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I would be shocked if he could actually smoke it. There is bound to be a leak or two along that thing's length that would prevent it from being drawn properly. If it did, though, talk about the ultimate. He might use those same 100 tobacco leaves to roll a cheech&chonger that could elevate an entire zip code. It would be kind of silly, though, to have to puff on it as it lies on a series of lunch tables end-to-end. I guess as it burned down, you'd have to remove support tables to keep it lit w/o scorching the tables.
Or worse, how sopping wet it would be from all the idiots who don't know how to puff without donating saliva to the effort. I stopped rolling spliffs to share primarily for that reason; there was always some idiot in the circle who didn't know how to roll his lips in around his teeth to create a dry seal around the spliff!
How funny would a joint that long be with people supporting it with big roach clips along it's length. It would look like a Chinese New Year dragon snaking it's way along the boulevard.
Patricio Pena, 43, took about four days to manufacture the cigar in a plaza outside a farmer's market in the Santurce district of San Juan, finishing the project late Saturday.
That is one UN-lazy Puerto Rican...I think he might be related to Joe Pozer!
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