[stoney]

COB deadlines are pointless unless it's something being handed off to a group in another time zone.

It wasn't.

 

[StiHacka]

Oh look, I woke up in Florida!

 

[jonKranked]

It wasn't.

somehow not surprised.

 

[jonKranked]

i might have had a little too much gin last night

 

[HAB]

i might have had a little too much gin last night

Girlfriend took me out for a celebratory dinner last night (she teaches a mountaineering class, and they're off on Rainier this weekend, so she couldn't do tonight). Went to a nice restaurant we've been to a couple times. Ordered cocktails. My first one was pretty normal/reasonable, ordered something different for the second and got what I swear was just a mug of gin and pisco. I can't remember the last time I got that hammered off what was ostensibly two drinks.

 

[jonKranked]

Girlfriend took me out for a celebratory dinner last night (she teaches a mountaineering class, and they're off on Rainier this weekend, so she couldn't do tonight). Went to a nice restaurant we've been to a couple times. Ordered cocktails. My first one was pretty normal/reasonable, ordered something different for the second and got what I swear was just a mug of gin and pisco. I can't remember the last time I got that hammered off what was ostensibly two drinks.

when i lived in LA a coworker told me a story about the class he had to take after getting busted for a DUI. First thing the instructor asked was "alright, which ones of you here are gin drinkers? because that's what the real alcoholics drink". my buddy was the only one to raise his hand.

 

[jonKranked]

but on that note, i make my G&T's STRONG. like, they're mostly gin and ice.

 

[Nick]

this work week = kill list
I'm ready for a half dozen rye old-fashioned.

 

[HAB]

rye old-fashioned.

 

[roflbox]

but on that note, i make my G&T's STRONG. like, they're mostly gin and ice.

place by me makes the tonic that the serve in the bar, tis delightful

 

[jonKranked]

place by me makes the tonic that the serve in the bar, tis delightful

that's great. i really only add tonic so i'm not drinking gin on the rocks

 

[junkyard]

Gin is a disgusting devil.

Tacos in minutes, Got my cousins celebration of life later. He was in the family business as well and a very popular, good down to earth guy. Its gunna be a rough one and with lots of people i work with. Luckly karla is coming, i plan to get hammered.

 

[boostindoubles]

Any day driving Bryan is a good day.

 

[Greyhound]

Gin is a disgusting devil.

Bombay....dirty as hell. Like an abused spouse....I keep coming back every time it hurts me.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Why am I sitting in this windowless box again ?

 

[stoney]

Gin is a disgusting devil.

This.

 

[stoney]

Free Chipotle + chips and guac. Fat and happy currently.

 

[canadmos]

This.

x2. I tend to try to avoid consuming liquids and food that glow under UV lights.

 

[jstuhlman]

Oh look, I woke up in Florida!

i’m sorry

i like gin. i like beer. and tacos. i just rode a new-to-me trail with a sweet jump line and pump track. life is bueno.

 

[jonKranked]

bored.

 

[canadmos]

bored.

HELICOPTER TiME BABY

 

[Westy]

Last day at work. I anticipate doing a lot of nothing, with a multi-beer lunch in the middle.

Elevator turd!

 

[Westy]

I may have lost my shit at a co-worker who was 'splainin things at me from rather uninformed position. Hopefully I can make it through the next few hours without getting reported to HR.

 

[jonKranked]

I may have lost my shit at a co-worker who was 'splainin things at me from rather uninformed position. Hopefully I can make it through the next few hours without getting reported to HR.

or, you have time to finish what you started. just sayin'

 

[jonKranked]

just now:

me: walks into men's room. dude comes in just after me, posts up at urinal next to me (only 2, so One Urinal Rule not in effect)
dude: struggles with pants
dude: still struggles with pants
dude: "... the fuck is wrong with the zipper" laughs awkwardly.
me: says nothing. farts loudly.

 

[SkaredShtles]

i might have had a little too much gin last night

Gin's a cruel mistress.

but on that note, i make my G&T's STRONG. like, they're mostly gin and ice.

As it should be.

that's great. i really only add tonic so i'm not drinking gin on the rocks

There's nothing wrong with a cold glass of gin. That's a martini.

 

[canadmos]

I just looked outside and the trees were bent over sideways in the wind. Damn, I hope my car didn't just jimmydean itself down the street.

https://www.google.org/publicalerts/alert?aid=d6e0ecfc6d0358a9&a=d759dc58&hl=en&gl=CA&source=wweather

Posted 4 minutes ago
At 3:50 PM EDT, Environment Canada meteorologists are tracking an area of dangerous thunderstorms capable of producing damaging wind gusts up to 120 km/h. This area of severe thunderstorms is moving east at 90 km/h.

Communities in the path include: Hamilton, Downtown Hamilton, Mississauga, Toronto, Downtown Toronto, Burlington, Stoney Creek, Brampton, Oakville, Vaughan, Newmarket, Uxbridge and Oshawa.

###

Very strong wind gusts can damage buildings, down trees and blow large vehicles off the road. Remember, severe thunderstorms can produce tornadoes.

Severe thunderstorm warnings are issued when imminent or occurring thunderstorms are likely to produce or are producing one or more of the following: large hail, damaging winds, torrential rainfall.
Recommended actions
Avoid areas of the building that could be affected by falling debris such as tree limbs. Lightning kills and injures Canadians every year. Remember, when thunder roars, go indoors!

The Office of the Fire Marshal and Emergency Management recommends that you take cover immediately if threatening weather approaches.

 

[DirtyMike]

Whelp....
Bought a suburban to replace the expedition

 

[jonKranked]

have come down with a SERIOUS case of the fuckits.

 

[stoney]

x2. I tend to try to avoid consuming liquids and food that glow under UV lights.

My mother is English. I still hate gin.

 

[Toshi]

just now:

me: walks into men's room. dude comes in just after me, posts up at urinal next to me (only 2, so One Urinal Rule not in effect)
dude: struggles with pants
dude: still struggles with pants
dude: "... the fuck is wrong with the zipper" laughs awkwardly.
me: says nothing. farts loudly.

So did you help him out or what?

 

[SkaredShtles]

Looks like in approximately 30 minutes:

 

[HAB]

Looks like in approximately 30 minutes:

View attachment 128722

Future tense?

 

[Sandwich]

got out of work early for the fucking septic dude homies and they blew me off. I got dumped by the dumper pumpers.

 

[Toshi]

got out of work early for the fucking septic dude homies and they blew me off. I got dumped by the dumper pumpers.

Better than getting pumped by the dumper pumpers. PM TN if you don't know what that means.

 

[TN]

just now:

me: walks into men's room. dude comes in just after me, posts up at urinal next to me (only 2, so One Urinal Rule not in effect)
dude: struggles with pants
dude: still struggles with pants
dude: "... the fuck is wrong with the zipper" laughs awkwardly.
me: says nothing. farts loudly.

thanks for the recap, poindexter

 

[TN]

gonna try and find some trout after work with the lady's girls. if we dont find any we can hit the kiddie pond (good thing about having the kiddos in tow) & certainly pull out some monsters for dinner.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

I just looked outside and the trees were bent over sideways in the wind. Damn, I hope my car didn't just jimmydean itself down the street.

https://www.google.org/publicalerts/alert?aid=d6e0ecfc6d0358a9&a=d759dc58&hl=en&gl=CA&source=wweather

We're under a tornado watch until 22:00...

 

[canadmos]

We're under a tornado watch until 22:00...

Best of luck. Shit is blowing hard here. Had to go chase my garbage can down the road. Trees are sideways in the wind and the power is browning out. Cushions on my patios chairs are gone..

Oh and..

 

[jonKranked]

So did you help him out or what?

Of course your mind naturally goes straight to touching another dude's wang.