I had hernia repairs done ~12 years ago and have always had to be careful lifting ever since.
Naturally I pulled something with the snow shoveling yesterday :/
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Naturally I pulled something with the snow shoveling yesterday :/
Pro tip: that weird tugging sensation is from your balls falling out
I feel a tugging sensation down there all the time when I get a massage. Balls seem okay though.
YMMV?
rectal perforation
i bet $5 on it
Naw... I actually know what the fuck is going on in here. Which might be worse.
You already perforated 'squeebs rectum?Naw... I actually know what the fuck is going on in here. Which might be worse.
Not to mention too old. Like, WAY too old
no stronger than my usual beer, but somehow seems to have gone to my head much quicker. I wonder why that is?
Here. Working on the house. I've almost finished main floor baseboard installation and I didn't start until 11am. New cross-cut sled from Rockler showed up today. I have to use it in reverse of how I would want to (right side of blade w/ arm at front vs. back of sled), but it works very nicely.
Wifey's boss has thoroughly fucked up the company 401(k) to the extent that I now have to get involved from the business side, including getting our CPA, who is small business focused, involved. I've been telling him that you need to fix X, Y, and Z for months, but he's not listened and now we're in the current spot where people are getting large checks sent back to them. Large checks with large taxable and long-term retirement income from tax-deferred growth implications for all those people involved. All I want to do this spring break is work on the house and do fun stuff with Haley, not this shit.
Wifey's boss has thoroughly fucked up the company 401(k) to the extent that I now have to get involved from the business side, including getting our CPA, who is small business focused, involved. I've been telling him that you need to fix X, Y, and Z for months, but he's not listened and now we're in the current spot where people are getting large checks sent back to them. Large checks with large taxable and long-term retirement income from tax-deferred growth implications for all those people involved. All I want to do this spring break is work on the house and do fun stuff with Haley, not this shit.
After 30" of snow this past weekend, just what I need is more snow falling from the sky to shovel!
Still have one side of the house and garage to clear 2ft from in front of...
Still have one side of the house and garage to clear 2ft from in front of...
Is that really a good idea?I'm just sittin' around waiting for it to melt.
You really don't have that much time left to be sitting around.
Where I'm from, shitting on people is how we show affection.Watch it, Tubby.
Goddammit, Gimp.
Not in this instance though. I just want to make sure you know how old you are, in case you forgot. That happens at your age.
It's covid, where do you have to be anyways?I'm just sittin' around waiting for it to melt.
you damn well better at least be drinking a beer whilst sitting around gramps!
Always thought that was more of a Japanese thing.
Looks like I need to diversity my porn browsing.
Japan is more tentacles and underpants vending machines.
Pro Tip: Head to your friendly neighborhood dog groomer and ask to have your anal gland expressed. Same procedure, fraction of the price.
two more loads down today, getting down to the nitty gritty, bought 500 bucks worth of totes from costco and home depot and almost all filled. may need some more.
I may be only 45 but I have the body of a geriatric and the brain of an infant and am actually a grandparent.“Gramps” ? Most of you little shits aren’t even over 50 yet.
I know that feeling. Spending my days in diapers at 35 (after my big crash) was a different experience from being a toddler. Now I’m prepared for my third life phase that will need diapers.