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9/11 Guilt!!!

Changleen

Paranoid Member
Jan 9, 2004
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Pōneke
So this guy:



(who is being held at Gitmo) has admitted, in a closed gitmo court to being responsible for 9/11.

"I was responsible for the 9/11 Operation, from A to Z," he said.

He also admitted planning 28 further terrorist attacks, including the 1993 bombing of the World Trade Centre in New York and the attempts by the so-called Shoe Bomber, Richard Reid.

He also reportedly confessed to planning to attack Big Ben and Heathrow airport in London.

Isn't torture great?
 

valve bouncer

Master Dildoist
Feb 11, 2002
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Japan
Apparently he masterminded the Bali bombings too. I was even shocked to learn that it wasn't a dingo that took the baby, the shots did come from the grassy knoll and the Lindbergh baby is alive and well and living in a cute little 2 bedroom in East Bumphuck.
 

Echo

crooked smile
Jul 10, 2002
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Slacking at work
How is him admitting this stuff news? Everyone already knew. Next they will torture me until I admit I like beer, bikes, and hot women, then put that in a press release.
 

jimmydean

The Official Meat of Ridemonkey
Sep 10, 2001
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Portland, OR
If he would have kept quiet for just a few more years, they would have given up and let him go. Just like all the other detainees at Gitmo.
 

ohio

The Fresno Kid
Nov 26, 2001
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SF, CA
How is him admitting this stuff news? Everyone already knew. Next they will torture me until I admit I like beer, bikes, and hot women, then put that in a press release.
Ah but torture would also produce the more hidden truths that you like wine coolers, miatas, and fat women.
 

Secret Squirrel

There is no Justice!
Dec 21, 2004
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Up sh*t creek, without a paddle
Ah but torture would also produce the more hidden truths that you like wine coolers, miatas, and fat women.
Heh....for some reason I have visions of some Marines waterboarding a gigantic smiley face...

"What's yer favorite mode of transportation!!!?!!!???!!!"
"BICYCLE!!!!"
"Why don't yoooou wipe that f***in' smile off yer face!!??????!!!"
"I CAN'T!!!!!"
 

Mountain_Dewd

Monkey
May 30, 2005
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i heard he admitted to causing katrina too.

Also he's responsible for our huge debt, the fraudulent intelligence before irack.

apparently he was plotting to rid the world of all that is good, good thing we foiled his master plan. ****in evil doers