[slimshady]

The latest and greatest way to avoid concussions seems to be keeping your upper head the way you wanna keep your lower one te ensure maximum happyness: inflated with blood. In theory this limits the amount the brain can move back and forth in a sudden deceleration event, thus preventing neuronal damage.

The theory seems solid, although some of the justifications -such as "there are less concussions at higher altitude because the lack of oxygen makes your heart pump more blood to your head" vs "there are less concussions at higher altitude simply because there are less concussion-prone activities (and people) there"- leaves me wondering about it.
What do you guys think?

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Magnets.

 

[norbar]

They have a kickstarter yet. Do they know the guys who made a pure laser shaving machine and that mug that told you what you put inside (yeah I know what you want to put there you monkies)

 

[FlipSide]

They should add some (carefully positioned) anti-vibration stickers on that thing.

 

[norbar]

They should add some (carefully positioned) anti-vibration stickers on that thing.

Don't forget holograms

 

[jonKranked]

kill list.

 

[StiHacka]

If it restricts blood flow in and out of your cranium, is it practically ... a portable bong shed?

 

[slimshady]

If it restricts blood flow in and out of your cranium, is it practically ... a portable bong shed?

NSFW

 

[KenW449]

Then when you're done shredding, you can go home and your dominatrix can scold you for getting dirty.

 

[troy]

I think that You should read the text in the bottom part of the vid.

 

[StiHacka]

I think that You should read the text in the bottom part of the vid.

So what exactly does it do? Make you feel worse so you feel a lot better after you take it off, like a pair of too small shoes?

 

[kidwoo]

So it pools blood in a system not designed for it (your head vs a woodpecker's). Seems like a great recipe for an aneurysm.

This fine bit of canadian engineering brought to you by the same folks responsible for brodie suspension bikes!

 

[slimshady]

So it pools blood in a system not designed for it (your head vs a woodpecker's). Seems like a great recipe for an aneurysm.

This fine bit of canadian engineering brought to you by the same folks responsible for brodie suspension bikes!

... and Knolly extra links.

Canadia, overcomplicating stuff since 1982.

 

['size]

only available in canada. i guess the canadian oversight people were just too polite to say 'this needs more looking into before we approve a device that lets people fuck with the blood flow to and from the brain for hours while exercising'.

mildly increases blood volume to the venous structures around the brain. This appears to reduce the movement of the brain inside the skull. good enough!

The NeuroShield collar can be worn for up to four hours at a time. because just maybe fucking with the blood flow to and from the brain for extended periods of time isn't awesome?

also it specifically says it doesn't prevent concussions.

 

[KenW449]

The NeuroShield collar can be worn for up to four hours at a time.

Should i consult with a doctor if i decide to fuck with blood flow for more than 4 hours after donning this device?

 

['size]

I remember being 10 and watching other kids squeeze the sides of their necks to cut off blood flow to get light-headed and fall over, gradually come to and laugh at how awesome it felt. imagine what that must feel like while riding your bicycle...

 

[Flo33]

I once witnessed a stroke. Was not that sexy.

I'll pass on this one.

 

[WestCoastHucker]

he calls it a novel idea right at the end...

 

[Trekrules]

Chuck Norris doesn't need one,just saying.....

 

[Electric_City]

It might be useful if it was smaller and got blood to your other head.

Viagra be gone!

 

[slimshady]

It might be useful if it was smaller and got blood to your other head.

Viagra be gone!

hence the thread title

 

[sethimus]

They have a kickstarter yet. Do they know the guys who made a pure laser shaving machine and that mug that told you what you put inside (yeah I know what you want to put there you monkies)

i only know the mug you can have a coffee and wake and bake with, as well the one you can have your cereals and wake and bake with it. pure genius i tell you!

 

[jackalope]

Do they have a Michael Hutchence signature edition?

 

[norbar]

i only know the mug you can have a coffee and wake and bake with, as well the one you can have your cereals and wake and bake with it. pure genius i tell you!

But people wont give you a few milion USD for it despite the fact it is much more real to what I mentioned. Love those kickstarters with impossible tech

 

[Sandwich]

such a bad idea to voluntarily restrict bloodflow, especially around your noggin. yuck. i guess if you got a bad brain, squeeze it till it works better?

 

[Jm_]

such a bad idea to voluntarily restrict bloodflow, especially around your noggin. yuck. i guess if you got a bad brain, squeeze it till it works better?

 

[Nick]

LBS: this will help prevent brain injuries
Me: (mumbles) choke me
LBS: what?
Me: what?