Wow. Fortunately there are no photos....
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,201391,00.html
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,201391,00.html
Oh it was "gag".Former Judge Donald D. Thompson, a veteran of 23 years on the bench, is on trial on charges he used a penis pump on himself in the courtroom while sitting in judgment of others.
Thompson took the stand in his own defense, saying the device was a gag gift from a longtime friend with whom he had joked about erectile dysfunction. He said he kept the pump under the bench or in his office but did not use it.