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A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying.

kidwoo

Celebrating No-Pants Day
Aug 25, 2003
23,654
3,048
In my pants
I'll give her somethin' to cry about.


You eatin' mexican food before heading out for your wild tuesday nights?
 

OGRipper

back alley ripper
Feb 3, 2004
9,859
295
NORCAL is the hizzle
Speaking of gas, once, after what was probably the worst lap dance ever performed, ever, a stripper asked me for gas money.

I was like, "What? I just gave you $20!" and she goes "Yeah I know, gas is expensive isn't it?"
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
38,171
4,964
Sleazattle
OGRipper said:
Speaking of gas, once, after what was probably the worst lap dance ever performed, ever, a stripper asked me for cocaine money.

I was like, "What? I just gave you $20!" and she goes "Yeah I know, cocaine is expensive isn't it?"
Fixed
 

SkaredShtles

I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!
Sep 21, 2003
50,842
4,195
In a van.... down by the river
DRB said:
you're like a kenny loggins record no one is ever going to hear.
For some reason I have the theme song to the "Love Boat" TV show stuck in my head.

Just thought I'd share that on the off chance I could offload it to some other poor sucker. :mad:
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
38,171
4,964
Sleazattle
OGRipper said:
I dunno man, it was more like morphine or something. She might as well have been sleeping. :dead:
Well she probably wasn't on crack, exactly why she needed some money for crack.
 

Rockland

Turbo Monkey
Apr 24, 2003
1,774
74
Left hand path
Fri was one of my riding bro's bachelor party. We stopped by some stripclub in this middle of nowhere paper mill town. While we were there a drunk sumbitch down the road takes out a telephone pole, leaving the club without power. No lights, no music, very awkward.
 

N8 v2.0

Not the sharpest tool in the shed
Oct 18, 2002
11,007
149
The Cleft of Venus
ROCKLAND said:
Fri was one of my riding bro's bachelor party. We stopped by some stripclub in this middle of nowhere paper mill town. While we were there a drunk sumbitch down the road takes out a telephone pole, leaving the club without power. No lights, no music, very awkward.

You mean a power pole.
 

OGRipper

back alley ripper
Feb 3, 2004
9,859
295
NORCAL is the hizzle
SkaredShtles said:
Thanks! It's gone now. :thumb:
Oh no it's not:

Love, exciting and new
Come aboard, we're expecting you
Love, life's sweetest reward
Let it flow, it floats back to you

Love Boat soon will be making another run
The Love Boat promises something for everyone
Set a course for adventure
Your mind on a new romance

And love won't hurt anymore
It's an open smile on a friendly shore
It's love
Welcome aboard
It's love!


:devil:
 

SkaredShtles

I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!
Sep 21, 2003
50,842
4,195
In a van.... down by the river
OGRipper said:
Oh no it's not:

Love, exciting and new
Come aboard, we're expecting you
Love, life's sweetest reward
Let it flow, it floats back to you

Love Boat soon will be making another run
The Love Boat promises something for everyone
Set a course for adventure
Your mind on a new romance

And love won't hurt anymore
It's an open smile on a friendly shore
It's love
Welcome aboard
It's love!


:devil:
Nice try, but now I've got "It's a Small World" there to take its place. :angry: