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A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying.

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by DRB, Oct 5, 2005.

  1. DRB

    DRB unemployed bum

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    And that's all I have to say about that.
     
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  2. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    Crying for joy or for something else?
     
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  3. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    You really need to brush your teeth before leaving the house.
     
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  4. kidwoo

    kidwoo Celebrating No-Pants Day

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    I'll give her somethin' to cry about.


    You eatin' mexican food before heading out for your wild tuesday nights?
     
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  5. Cooter Brown

    Cooter Brown Turbo Monkey

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    name was Russell
     
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  6. robdamanii

    robdamanii OMG! <3 Tom Brady!

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  7. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    DRB doesn't like strippers laughing.
     
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  9. DRB

    DRB unemployed bum

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    those that know get gold stars.. the rest of you hold your thumb and forefinger at a 90deg angle and then place it on your forehead.
     
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    I like to wear sweatpants during my lapdance
     
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    Speaking of gas, once, after what was probably the worst lap dance ever performed, ever, a stripper asked me for gas money.

    I was like, "What? I just gave you $20!" and she goes "Yeah I know, gas is expensive isn't it?"
     
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    bluebug32 Asshat

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    and yesterday you were accusing me of posting boring threads and losing my funny? :rolleyes:
     
  13. N8 v2.0

    N8 v2.0 Not the sharpest tool in the shed

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    Westy the teste

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    Fixed
     
  15. robdamanii

    robdamanii OMG! <3 Tom Brady!

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    J?

    I don't get it.
     
  16. Cooter Brown

    Cooter Brown Turbo Monkey

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    we are spread out buttcheeks


    pulled apart so just the air leaks
     
  17. N8 v2.0

    N8 v2.0 Not the sharpest tool in the shed

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    foxtrot uniform charlie kilo!!!
     
  18. DRB

    DRB unemployed bum

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    you're like a kenny loggins record no one is ever going to hear.
     
  19. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    For some reason I have the theme song to the "Love Boat" TV show stuck in my head.

    Just thought I'd share that on the off chance I could offload it to some other poor sucker. :mad:
     
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  21. kidwoo

    kidwoo Celebrating No-Pants Day

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    bloodhound gang?
     
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    I dunno man, it was more like morphine or something. She might as well have been sleeping. :dead:
     
  23. robdamanii

    robdamanii OMG! <3 Tom Brady!

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    no way dude, how can you forget "Coward of the County" :blah:
     
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  26. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    Well she probably wasn't on crack, exactly why she needed some money for crack.
     
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    Fri was one of my riding bro's bachelor party. We stopped by some stripclub in this middle of nowhere paper mill town. While we were there a drunk sumbitch down the road takes out a telephone pole, leaving the club without power. No lights, no music, very awkward.
     
  28. Polandspring88

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    You mean a power pole.
     
  30. robdamanii

    robdamanii OMG! <3 Tom Brady!

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    I knew someone would say it.
     
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    robdamanii OMG! <3 Tom Brady!

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  34. Westy

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  36. robdamanii

    robdamanii OMG! <3 Tom Brady!

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  37. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    Thanks! It's gone now. :thumb:
     
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    Love, exciting and new
    Come aboard, we're expecting you
    Love, life's sweetest reward
    Let it flow, it floats back to you

    Love Boat soon will be making another run
    The Love Boat promises something for everyone
    Set a course for adventure
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    And love won't hurt anymore
    It's an open smile on a friendly shore
    It's love
    Welcome aboard
    It's love!


    :devil:
     
  39. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    Nice try, but now I've got "It's a Small World" there to take its place. :angry:
     
  40. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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