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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by DRB, Oct 5, 2005.
And that's all I have to say about that.
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Crying for joy or for something else?
You really need to brush your teeth before leaving the house.
I'll give her somethin' to cry about.
You eatin' mexican food before heading out for your wild tuesday nights?
name was Russell
Did you show her what was in your pants?
DRB doesn't like strippers laughing.
those that know get gold stars.. the rest of you hold your thumb and forefinger at a 90deg angle and then place it on your forehead.
I like to wear sweatpants during my lapdance
Speaking of gas, once, after what was probably the worst lap dance ever performed, ever, a stripper asked me for gas money.
I was like, "What? I just gave you $20!" and she goes "Yeah I know, gas is expensive isn't it?"
and yesterday you were accusing me of posting boring threads and losing my funny?
Was it Britney?
I don't get it.
we are spread out buttcheeks
pulled apart so just the air leaks
foxtrot uniform charlie kilo!!!
you're like a kenny loggins record no one is ever going to hear.
For some reason I have the theme song to the "Love Boat" TV show stuck in my head.
Just thought I'd share that on the off chance I could offload it to some other poor sucker.
Lyrics from a song in the movie Tin Cup.
I dunno man, it was more like morphine or something. She might as well have been sleeping.
Better than a Kenny Rogers record.
no way dude, how can you forget "Coward of the County"
Well she probably wasn't on crack, exactly why she needed some money for crack.
Fri was one of my riding bro's bachelor party. We stopped by some stripclub in this middle of nowhere paper mill town. While we were there a drunk sumbitch down the road takes out a telephone pole, leaving the club without power. No lights, no music, very awkward.
You mean a power pole.
I knew someone would say it.
Life is a game no one wins.
Pessimistic, aren't you.
I'm not old or new but middle school.
Some times some people just don't get it, no matter how hard you try.
I had a little red wagon when I was a child.
Thanks! It's gone now.
Oh no it's not:
Love, exciting and new
Come aboard, we're expecting you
Love, life's sweetest reward
Let it flow, it floats back to you
Love Boat soon will be making another run
The Love Boat promises something for everyone
Set a course for adventure
Your mind on a new romance
And love won't hurt anymore
It's an open smile on a friendly shore
Nice try, but now I've got "It's a Small World" there to take its place. :angry:
I've heard that things are really right-wing up there in Seattle.