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A new homesteading program?

Toshi

butthole powerwashing evangelist
Oct 23, 2001
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America may be lacking in a lot of things these days--political unity, any sense of shame with regard to skyrocketing CEO pay and rampant poverty alike, money in the Treasury over the long term--but what we do have plenty of is land and the now-idle capability to develop it. Japan, on the other hand, has lots of productive, dutiful, highly educated citizens but an acute-on-chronic lack of land, with the acute exacerbation due to the recent fallout (literally speaking) from the Fukushima reactor meltdowns.

I lack the expertise to properly analyze the issue, but I bet the US of A would come out the net beneficiary by far if it'd offer up a modern "homesteading" program to the Japanese. This program, as I envision it, would allow for Japanese who wished to leave their now-low-level-irradiated homeland to set up anew in the vast, currently empty American west with governmental assistance. Call it 新日本 (New Japan), if you will.

Of course, there's no way that such a plan would fly in today's reality, with immigration restrictions (even for "wanted immigrants"), the requirement of an initial outlay on our government's part in exchange for a potential vast future windfall of productivity and development, and the current parcelization and split ownership of these empty lands, but it's a thought. (I also bet a substantial portion of Japanese would be too bound by their loyalty to their country, even as it fails them quite clearly in these times, to leave.)

Inspiration for this came from this article in today's NYTimes: http://www.nytimes.com/2011/08/01/world/asia/01radiation.html?_r=1&pagewanted=all

 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
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Sleazattle
They'd took our jorbs.

Why the Japanese? Short of a little radiation they enjoy a very high quality of living. There are plenty of other people in the world that suffer harsher environments that offer them much shorter life expectancies.
 

Toshi

butthole powerwashing evangelist
Oct 23, 2001
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They'd took our jorbs.

Why the Japanese? Short of a little radiation they enjoy a very high quality of living. There are plenty of other people in the world that suffer harsher environments that offer them much shorter life expectancies.
I'm not thinking of benefit to them, but rather benefit to us. They come already pre-packaged, as it were, with good education, healthy habits, and a ready knowledge of American business practices and English itself.
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
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Sleazattle
I'm not thinking of benefit to them, but rather benefit to us. They come already pre-packaged, as it were, with good education, healthy habits, and a ready knowledge of American business practices and English itself.
Their genetic superiority may have been damaged by all that radiation.
 

Toshi

butthole powerwashing evangelist
Oct 23, 2001
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Their genetic superiority may have been damaged by all that radiation.
Or they might balloon up in true American style when faced with such a wide variety of fast foods
 

stoney

Part of the unwashed, middle-American horde
Jul 26, 2006
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Hell, I'd move to middle-america and homestead if I was given a large chunk of land to do so.


[sarcasm]Ain't no Japs taking my lands! The song says it's your land and my land, but not no Jap land![/sarcasm]
 

$tinkle

Expert on blowing
Feb 12, 2003
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chunk article said:
toddler won't stop eating and throws vicious tantrums if he isn't given food
he may look asian on the outside, but he's 100% american on the inside
 

$tinkle

Expert on blowing
Feb 12, 2003
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of the 5 pics from toshi's article, his eyes are "closed" [unable to open?]. how does he see? do they get those OB tools for heifers to keep their flaps peeled back?