A friend of mine sent me this, its his new theory on politics.
Think I found who I am voting for in 2012...
Run & Gun" ticket: Pro Gun. Pro Death. Pro Choice. Pro Drugs. No more war unless we can seize and keep all booty--pirate style. No more welfare. Citizenship must be earned--offenders will be shot. No more trade with rogue countries. Develop alt. fuel options, but drill in N. America as needed. We paid good money for Alaska--let's pump her like a Tiajuana whore.
Think I found who I am voting for in 2012...
Run & Gun" ticket: Pro Gun. Pro Death. Pro Choice. Pro Drugs. No more war unless we can seize and keep all booty--pirate style. No more welfare. Citizenship must be earned--offenders will be shot. No more trade with rogue countries. Develop alt. fuel options, but drill in N. America as needed. We paid good money for Alaska--let's pump her like a Tiajuana whore.
