a pink 38
- Thread starter ridetoofast
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That's one thing I like about this state. There's no BS when you shoot some ahole for busting into your house. I think they give you a gold star.
as it should be...
Smells fishy.
She keeps it next to her bags of heroin?
He grabbed her by the nose?
I don't know where you keep your smack Jimmy but I've read Papillon.
Anyway he's an aborist? This is just a deal gone wrong.
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"We live in a very prominent area and my fiancee wears a $60,000 engagement ring"
Muther Fvcker that must be one hell of a rock!
Muther Fvcker that must be one hell of a rock!
A 42 year old arborist bought a 25 year old beauty queen a $60,000 engagement ring, tells reporters about it, and regularly needs the pizza delivery guy to break a hundred....
Wow.
Wow.
What a tool.
arborist=trustafarian?
Letting strangers into the house at 3AM is always a good idea.
Sweet. Can't say I'd do anything differently...article said:
You are asleep in bed when you hear a loud knock on the door. You roll over and see on the bedside clock it is 3am.
You roll back the other way and wake up your much younger wife, a 110lb beauty queen, and tell her to go open the door and see who it is.
After falling back to sleep, you hear yelling and sounds of a struggle. You recognize the pizza delivery guy and your wife, who he happened to drag back upstairs for an attempted assault and possible rape.
You check that the family gun, the pink 38 revolver, is still in its hiding place in the closet/safe/drawer, before going to fight the uninvited intruder with your bare hands.
Unfortunately, the pizza delivery guy, an ex-convict who has served 14 years in jail, gets the best of you and strikes you in the head. Thankfully, your wife was able to return to your bedroom, retrieve the gun, and blast him several times.
You roll back the other way and wake up your much younger wife, a 110lb beauty queen, and tell her to go open the door and see who it is.
After falling back to sleep, you hear yelling and sounds of a struggle. You recognize the pizza delivery guy and your wife, who he happened to drag back upstairs for an attempted assault and possible rape.
You check that the family gun, the pink 38 revolver, is still in its hiding place in the closet/safe/drawer, before going to fight the uninvited intruder with your bare hands.
Unfortunately, the pizza delivery guy, an ex-convict who has served 14 years in jail, gets the best of you and strikes you in the head. Thankfully, your wife was able to return to your bedroom, retrieve the gun, and blast him several times.
I must say there is no worse way for a felon to die than shot by a tiny woman with a pink gun.
she obviously wears the pants in that relationship.
I can think of much worse ways.
This IS florida we're talking about after all.
The guy was probably her brother
You assume bullets but the gun probably shot crack rocks
The had sex with the corpse afterwords
They both gave the intruder aids post mortem.
Remember........florida
This IS florida we're talking about after all.
The guy was probably her brother
You assume bullets but the gun probably shot crack rocks
The had sex with the corpse afterwords
They both gave the intruder aids post mortem.
Remember........florida
Don't even give me that shlt, I lived there for two decades 
Christ, where did you live?
I don't really care, I'm just razzing you. I want people to stay the **** away, honestly.
I don't really care, I'm just razzing you. I want people to stay the **** away, honestly.
Grew up in jacksonville, went to school in gainesville.
still owns gator skin cowboy boots, worn often with (only) tighty whiteys, and used to chase down and choke a bitch.
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I think the last time I even saw a pair of tighty whiteys was when I was in high school and throwing rocks at a girl's window to get her attention late at night. Daddy came out with a gun, but it was the undies that scarred me forever.
Oh, sh1t man, you were in deep.
Classy as always!
Panama city is a tough one though. The redneck riviera is half populated by dipshlts from alabama, missississipi, and louisiana at any given time.......
Panama city always reminded me of the frat boy trashy craphole that wished it was as cool as daytona and could therefore validate itself as worthy of mtv spring break shows appearing.
Panama city is a tough one though. The redneck riviera is half populated by dipshlts from alabama, missississipi, and louisiana at any given time.......
Panama city always reminded me of the frat boy trashy craphole that wished it was as cool as daytona and could therefore validate itself as worthy of mtv spring break shows appearing.
sweet. and she has it watermarked..id like to see the rest of the photos
What would the headlines be if Planthaber shot the robber with the pink .38??
The mind reels...
The mind reels...