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A Simpsons toon is coming out of the closet.

Who coming out of the closet?

  • Smithers (Way too obvious)

    Votes: 5 11.9%
  • Lenny

    Votes: 15 35.7%
  • Carl

    Votes: 2 4.8%
  • Moe

    Votes: 8 19.0%
  • Ned Flanders

    Votes: 9 21.4%
  • Mr. Burns

    Votes: 3 7.1%

  • Total voters
    42

Tenchiro

Attention K Mart Shoppers
Jul 19, 2002
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"Simpsons": A Gay Old Time
Tue Jul 27, 1:15 PM ET
By Josh Grossberg


A Simpsons toon is coming out of the closet. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Speaking during a weekend panel at San Diego's Comic-Con convention, show producers dropped a bomb: An upcoming Simpsons story line will focus on what happens when Springfield legalizes gay marriage.

"We have a show where, to raise money, Springfield legalizes gay marriage," producer Al Jean told comic book fans. "Homer becomes a minister by going on the Internet and filling out a form. A longtime character comes out of the closet, but I'm not saying who."

And with that, Simpsons aficionados got their gaydar on and began winnowing down the list of potential suspects.

The early favorite appears to be billionaire Monty Burns' ever-devoted sidekick, Waylon Smithers, who--aside from being a yes-man--has been known to collect Malibu Stacy dolls, lives in the gay part of town (where Homer once shacked up with two gay guys), has a Mr. Burns screensaver and dreams of a naked Mr. Burns jumping out of a birthday cake.

But that might be too easy. According to online fan scuttlebutt, there are other characters who might be secretly having a gay old time in Springfield, including Homer's regular-guy cohorts at the nuclear plant, Carl and Lenny, as well as Moe the bartender, the Reverend Lovejoy, Principal Skinner and Comic Book Guy. Of course, the producers didn't rule out a lesbian wedding, either.

"It's Homer!" said a joking Simpsons creator Matt Groening to conventiongoers.

The gay marriage-themed episode is scheduled to air in January.

While the coming-out comments generated the most interest, the show's brain trust also outlined some other upcoming plots. For instance, Springfield residents will also have a cow over corrupt Mayor Quimby and seek to recall him from office--a riff on California recall election in which Arnold Schwarzenegger defeated then Governor Gray Davis . No word whether The Simpsons' Ah-nuld look-alike, Rainier Wolfcastle, will be leading the effort to replace Quimby.

Meanwhile, celebs expected to lend their voices to the show next season include Kim Cattrall , Ray Romano, James Caan and rapper 50 Cent.

Groening also addressed the long-talked about Simpsons animated movie. He said that plans are still underway, but work on a big screen version won't begin until the tube series takes its final bow.

That could be awhile.

Now heading into its 16th season, The Simpsons is still posting solid ratings and consistently ranks number one in its Sunday time slot for adults 18-49, the category coveted by advertisers. It has also become the longest running comedy series on the tube and has spawned a billion-dollar franchise for Fox, which after some protracted negotiations, agreed to a new four-year deal with the show's six stars that gave each of them a whopping pay raise to $250,000 per episode.

Plenty of d'oh, indeed.
 

Tenchiro

Attention K Mart Shoppers
Jul 19, 2002
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I am voting Lenny, I don't think he has ever been portrayed as being interested in women.

Carl is in the same boat as Lenny, and may be a close 2nd.

Although Smithers is the obvious choice he is way too uptight to come out.

Moe has already been established as being hetero.

John Waters is already out, but at the end of the episode they insinuated that Bart may have "caught the gay" :monkey: at the steel mill.

Flanders has already been established as criminally insane from repressing his anger, why make him gay also.

Of course Patty or Selma could be a good choice too...
 

Slugman

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Apr 29, 2004
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Nelson will marry Milhouse... no one ever said it was going to be an ADULT character...

Actually it will be Reverend Lovejoy and Ned Flanders...
 

Slugman

Frankenbike
Apr 29, 2004
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D'oh - Groundskeeper willie!

He's the only one that has a 6 pack abs, he has this thing for greasing up, he's a neat freak... and he's Scottish (kilt/skirt).
 

Dirt rider

Pro Rider
Nov 18, 2001
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redneck wasteland
-BB- said:
What about the way they lust over McGuyver?

true but there was an episode where a gay pride parade pass infort of the simpsons householed and a falot titled " In the closet" goes by and a door opens part way and a voice that is oviously smithers says "we're gay, where glad" and a second voice with is either patty or selma says "but dont tell mom or dad" from a second door on the same float.
 

reflux

Turbo Monkey
Mar 18, 2002
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Toshi said:
but the characters stay the same age, and she's awfully young
you know, I've always gotten that vibe from Lisa. Plus, in today's open society, we are becoming increasingly accepting (except Republicans) of homosexuality. I think it will be a'ight when Lisa comes to terms with the fact that she likes chicks. Don't forget, in tv years, Lisa is going through menopause right now.
 

fuzzynutz

Monkey
Jul 11, 2004
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its patty....she's in the gay pride parade that rolls past the simpsons's house. She's the other voice in the closet that drives by. her and smithers
 

I Are Baboon

Vagina man
Aug 6, 2001
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Tweek said:
Patty. Definitely Patty.
Selma's been married/engaged several times.
Smithers is too obvious.
Lisa likes boys. Especially ones named Corey.
And didn't Lisa marry some English gent in a dream of hers? Lisa has liked boys in several episodes.

Smithers is obvious, but that is my guess.
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
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Sleazattle
Smithers is not IN the closet.
Burns- Too old
Carl and Lenny- Only one person is coming out

My money is on Patty or her short term brother in law Sideshow Bob.