[Damn True]

Vikings' Smith Found With Drug Test Kit

By GREGG AAMOT
The Associated Press
Wednesday, May 11, 2005; 12:00 PM

MINNEAPOLIS -- Vikings running back Onterrio Smith, who has a history of violating the NFL's substance-abuse policy, was briefly detained by airport police last month after they found an elaborate kit used to beat drug tests......


http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/05/11/AR2005051100768.html

 

[Damn True]

Oh, and in case you are wondering

http://www.whizzinator.com/

You might not want to open this page at work if your company does drug testing.

 

[mack]

I just saw it on the news, haha, awesome.

 

[hooples3]

I happen to know a few ppl who get randomly drug tested that use the whizzinator or other similar products... its pretty funny

 

[El Jefe]

I have a friend who is a probation officer, and he told me about this thing. He said they now just tell the guy to open his pants all the way so they can view the lower abdomen.

Thinking about this now, I'll bet that was a pretty funny scsene to see at the airport.
Airport agents: "Uhh, Mr. Smith, is that a strap-on dildo you have in your suitcase, and if so, why is it a small soft one?"
Smith: "Umm, uhh,umm...."

 

[Dog Welder]

I'd like to get the "Latino" coloured one.