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AAAAH! We missed the Bacon Eating Contest!

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
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22,020
Sleazattle
Mmmm....bacon! I am sure I could eat quite a bit of bacon in 5 minutes, but I like to savor the taste rather than wolf it down.

I like to chew it up a bit then pack the maticated mess in my cheeks and enjoy hours of bacon flavored spit. They should sell shredded packets of bacon like it was chewing tobacco.
 

Nobody

Danforth Kitchen Whore
Sep 5, 2001
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58
Toronto
I feel that any 'food eating contest' is a disrespectful way to treat the food and the human body.

Yecchh.