[N8 v2.0]

this one needs a falcon punch!


http://www.dailynews.com/ci_8482917?source=rss_viewed

IMI VALLEY - Shawn Sage long dreamed of joining the military, and watching "Full Metal Jacket" last year really sold him on becoming a Marine.

But last fall, a Los Angeles Superior Court commissioner dashed the foster teen's hopes of early enlistment for Marine sniper duty, plus a potential $10,000 signing bonus.

In denying the Royal High School student delayed entry into the Marine Corps, Children's Court Commissioner Marilyn Mackel reportedly told Sage and a recruiter that she didn't approve of the Iraq war, didn't trust recruiters and didn't support the military.

 

[BurlyShirley]

I dont know why Full Metal Jacket would actually make somebody want to join the Marines, but regardless, yeah, that judge is an idiot. The DEP is pretty handy, actually. A good recruiter can set you up the right way before heading to boot camp.

 

[valve bouncer]

Love is like oxigen.

 

[DaveW]

Love is like oxigen.

Y oh Y hast thou forsaken us Y! *sob*

 

[valve bouncer]

Y oh Y hast thou forsaken us Y! *sob*

Oximoronism (noun) -spelling deficiency affliction bought on by lack of oxigen at birth. Also causes excess frothing and a liking for brightly colured but inappropriate shirts. Treatable by pugilistic aversion therapy.

 

[$tinkle]

well, well, well.
look who went & picked up their roommate's copy of the DSM