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  1. narlus

    narlus Eastcoast Softcore
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  2. ridetoofast

    ridetoofast scarred, broken and drunk

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    that is the greatest letter EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  3. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    -What kind of moron writes into newspapers for advice?
    -Who the hell writes "letters" anymore?



    It has to be a hoax, a really really funny one.
     
  4. hooples3

    hooples3 Fuggetaboutit!

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    haaa haaa haaaa camel toads ..awesome!!!!

    No mam your sons not on drugs .. he is just a little perv!~!!!!
     
  5. zahgurim

    zahgurim Underwater monkey

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    Hahahaha! That is too funny...
     
  6. stosh

    stosh Darth Bailer

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    The title by itself is pretty funny!
     
  7. partsbara

    partsbara Turbo Monkey

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    wow... :)
     
  8. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    Post of the Day!
     
  9. robdamanii

    robdamanii OMG! <3 Tom Brady!

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    That rocks.
     
  10. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    "perv" implies something out of the ordinary. Vulva are beautiful and should be seen as often as possible. And in this context, wholy appropriate to lick.
     
  11. robdamanii

    robdamanii OMG! <3 Tom Brady!

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    What about the Milkshake woman?
     
  12. Ciaran

    Ciaran Fear my banana

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    :stupid:

    If I had a son I'd be prayin' everyday that he was out looking for Camel Toads. :thumb:
     
  13. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    As the father of sons, I hope they are smart about camel toads. Licking toads is one thing, but you know what that leads to....... especially amongst retarded hormone-addled teens.

    Please, please, please, let my kids *NOT* knock any girls up. Please. I'm using Knuck's positive thinking here. :D
     
  14. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    Drunken conversation I had with friends.

    Dude1: Why do chicks wear lipstick?
    Dude2: Dudes like it
    Dude 1's GF: Why do dudes like it?
    Dude2: When humans started walking upright femals could no longer "present" themselves, red lips became representative of their genitals and fertility.
    Me:Can no longer "present" themselves? What about camel "toads"?
     
  15. MudGrrl

    MudGrrl AAAAH! Monkeys stole my math!

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    Camel Toads


    awesome
     
  16. Jeremy R

    Jeremy R <b>x</b>

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    Fantastic.
    I think the funniest part of that story is thinking about the woman going around and asking "younger, hipper" people what a camel toad is.
    I would have loved to be there when she was told the actual definition just to take in the ackwardness and witness the red faces.
    Looks like a real prude in that pic.
     
  17. mcA896

    mcA896 Turbo Monkey

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    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ahahaha hahaha haaa < thats how many times i laughed
     
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    blt2ride Turbo Monkey

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    Now that is funny! The best part was, when she asked if she should alert local authorities, to protect patrons at the pool. It's scary that people are really that stupid...
     
  19. ridetoofast

    ridetoofast scarred, broken and drunk

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    i dont know if id call it stupid perse, that thing called the generation gap exists for a reason.

    id be willing to be a substantial amount of money that you use expressions that your mother has NO idea what you are talking about
     
  20. Ciaran

    Ciaran Fear my banana

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    Wasn't it Camel Toads that got Stinkyboy in trouble?




    and where the heck is DHG?
     
  21. todbanner

    todbanner Chimp

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    deffinatly laughed out loud! :thumb:

    and i thought licking the camel toad would probably be apropriate too... not sure about smoking it though?
     
  22. robdamanii

    robdamanii OMG! <3 Tom Brady!

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    Rumor has it she was banned?
     
  23. narlus

    narlus Eastcoast Softcore
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    she's probably out on her 125th government holiday/vacation day, or "sick" day.