Dude1: Why do chicks wear lipstick?
Dude2: Dudes like it
Dude 1's GF: Why do dudes like it?
Dude2: When humans started walking upright femals could no longer "present" themselves, red lips became representative of their genitals and fertility.
Me:Can no longer "present" themselves? What about camel "toads"?
I think the funniest part of that story is thinking about the woman going around and asking "younger, hipper" people what a camel toad is.
I would have loved to be there when she was told the actual definition just to take in the ackwardness and witness the red faces.
Looks like a real prude in that pic.