I'm resigning from my current job and have no idea how to write one without bruising egos or burning bridges. Any hints?
Is PSP involved in this again...I suggest Haiku.
Had a real great time
Thanks for all lessons learned, but
This job sucks goat balls.
I've read 100s of exit interviews - those that rant about coworkers or working conditions usually just highlight their own professional weaknesses.
I would just leave a sign that said "Croatan" and take off.You could always just disappear and leave only a post-it note saying you won't be back. Some dude did that just last week at my work, and it worked pretty well. At the very least it's entertaining for your former colleagues.
Dear Sh!tstache:
Please accept my resignation as crapper, effective immediately.
I feel very fortunate to have been associated with Crappy Crap for the last few months. My experiences have been invaluable, and I leave with pleasant memories.
Sincerely,
Penisbreath Clubfoot
My last resignation letter. I worked there three months, had no use for the reference, and wanted to kill every living human by the time I was done. Names edited for WP programs.
Haha, I think someone just earned a custom title.Dear Sh!tstache:
Please accept my resignation as crapper, effective immediately.
I feel very fortunate to have been associated with Crappy Crap for the last few months. My experiences have been invaluable, and I leave with pleasant memories.
Sincerely,
Penisbreath Clubfoot
shouldn't you carve it into the wall with a knife instead??I would just leave a sign that said "Croatan" and take off.
Yeah, I've done lot's of thinking...I laughed out loud when I saw that you had responded to this thread.
Did you ever get that year end bonus?Yeah, I've done lot's of thinking...
Yep.Did you ever get that year end bonus?
It is never a good idea to write anything other than "pursuing other opportunities" "it pains me to leave but I feel this move will greatly accelerate my career goals" crap like that.
I've read 100s of exit interviews - those that rant about coworkers or working conditions usually just highlight their own professional weaknesses.
Your letter of resignation needs to be 3 sentences:
1) Your name, date of hire & current position.
2) State your intention along with a brief "reason".
3) Finish with the date of your pending action.
That is all.
my name's not that long, & it makes for bad leftoversFinger paint it on the door........with a mixture of blood and semen.
The letter is just a formality. You should have a conversation with your boss about it first, this is where you don't burn bridges. Be polite and professional, the same goes for the letter.
My company requires written resignation for company bonded salaried employees.I don't know as I have ever found the need to write a letter of resignation. You walk in, inform your boss politely, and arrange for the transition.