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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by DRB, Aug 29, 2005.

  1. DRB

    DRB unemployed bum

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    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,167124,00.html

    The real reason to post is perineum, anus, penis and scrotum.
     

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  2. dh girlie

    dh girlie MISS MISSY (geek)

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  3. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    What about the taint? :think: :D
     
  4. dh girlie

    dh girlie MISS MISSY (geek)

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    HAHAHAHAHA! what about the junk and shaving it!
     
  5. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    Do you suppose that helps bloodflow? :think:
     
  6. dh girlie

    dh girlie MISS MISSY (geek)

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    I'm no expert on the subject, but if its a freshly shorn scrotum, and a dude uses that chamois butter...it could allow the sac to slide about with movement...however, the blood vessels and arteries will probably stay put...so maybe not, but at least we got some talk of shaved junk this monday am.
     
  7. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    :thumb:

    What day isn't complete without a little shaved junk conversation?
     
  8. DRB

    DRB unemployed bum

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    No I actually think you are an expert on the subject. Or at least mildly obsessed with it.
     
  9. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    Why can't they get the proper name of the region correct, it is the grundle.
     
  10. arboc!

    arboc! Turbo Monkey

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    so we should all buy seats with gooch canals?
     
  11. johnbryanpeters

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    Please have your genitals surgically removed, then report back in a year.

    That is all. :dancing:
     
  12. biggins

    biggins Rump Junkie

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    maybe better stabilization through wearing a banana hammock might help.
     
  13. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    You forgot to post the best quote from the article.

     
  14. arboc!

    arboc! Turbo Monkey

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    thanks for the new sig!
     
  15. dh girlie

    dh girlie MISS MISSY (geek)

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    Any reason to get yourself into that leopard skin thong, huh?
     
  16. biggins

    biggins Rump Junkie

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    the seat in my avatar does not seem to affect her nether-regions too much....
     
  17. biggins

    biggins Rump Junkie

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    like i need a reason......pfft
     
  18. stinkyboy

    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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    I always ride with an erection. Just to be safe.
     
  19. bluebug32

    bluebug32 Asshat

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    this sounds like an interesting new form of birth control :think:

    "What did I say, honey....no riding ME until you ride the BIKE!"
     
  20. robdamanii

    robdamanii OMG! <3 Tom Brady!

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    Lance still sticks it to Sheryl. I don't see a problem here...
     
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    bluebug32 Asshat

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    But she's not knocked up and he's only got one ball, remember?
     
  22. DRB

    DRB unemployed bum

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    So you're knocked up?
     
  23. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    Seeing her love of bananas it would seem her man ain't getting it up.
     
  24. dh girlie

    dh girlie MISS MISSY (geek)

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    HAHAHAHAHA!
     
  25. clancy98

    clancy98 Monkey

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    :eek: :eek:
     
  26. bluebug32

    bluebug32 Asshat

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    hahaha....oh yeah. I love a good banana, a bubble bath and a glass of wine.

    What :monkey: doesn't?? ;)
     
  27. spincrazy

    spincrazy I love to climb

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    I do. You seen the size of that woman's forehead? More of a fivehead....six maybe.
     
  28. Changleen

    Changleen Paranoid Member

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    The correct name is the 'Derrick' and on a female it is the 'Mandy'.