[MMike]

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2008112632_swingersclub14m.html

Swingers shut down Des Moines sex club after neighbors complain, city intervenes

A couple hosted sex parties in the Hardwood Cabin — their six-bedroom rental home in Des Moines — until the city cited them for running a business without a license. They say they're being persecuted. The city says they violated zoning laws for their residential neighborhood.

 

[kidwoo]

Who wouldn't wanna schwa wing with these two?

Madness I tell you!!

 

[MMike]

It would be jiggle-rific!

 

[stevew]

"Once in a while it sounds like a raccoon dying," Rosenstiel said.

I've never heard a raccoon die.

 

[MMike]

I've never heard a raccoon die.

The raccoon is the most erotic of animal deaths.


Seriously though, I'd be all up their **** too. 60 people? Other peoples' cars in my driveway? I don't care what you do in your own house as long as it doesn't mess with my ****.

 

[Echo]

You gotta wonder how many fat people have gotten busy on that nasty mattress by the pool :barf:

 

[MMike]

...and no matter how chlorine there is in that pool, it ain't enough.

 

[Jeremy R]

Who wouldn't wanna schwa wing with these two?

Madness I tell you!!

Maybe they were just f***ing her arm butt.

 

[$tinkle]

des moines? aren't they the swine capital? i wonder if the neighbors would still complain if the meat were less marbleized

 

[ire]

Maybe they were just f***ing her arm butt.

5 people can hit it at once....the possibilities are endless

 

[moff_quigley]

des moines? aren't they the swine capital? i wonder if the neighbors would still complain if the meat were less marbleized

Des Moines is a 'burb in Seattle evidently. I was confused at first. All I have to say is:

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

 

[Secret Squirrel]

Des Moines is a 'burb in Seattle evidently. I was confused at first. All I have to say is:

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

That's like saying Hemmet is a suburb of L.A.

I agree though, kill it with fire.

 

[moff_quigley]

That's like saying Hemmet is a suburb of L.A.

I failed geography I guess. Where the heck is this place then?...not that I wanna go there and have orgies with a bunch of fatties.

 

[MMike]

des moines is 20 mins down I-5 south of Seattle

 

[JohnE]

Who wouldn't wanna schwa wing with these two?

Madness I tell you!!

I hear they think they have found Bigfoot...maybe he was partying like a rock star with these two. They look like they could be related...

 

[jimmydean]

It was on the news this morning. They showed a room full of beds with "attachments" mounted in various places.

Why is it the fat people who get all freaky? Maybe if they were hot, the neighbors wouldn't complain?

 

[Jeremy R]

"Naughty" Nonah Elliston outfitted their six-bedroom rental house with 15 mattresses, bondage crosses and sex swings."

What kind of reinforcements would need to be brought in to hold that b1tch up on a sex swing. The neighbors probaly called because the crane was making too much noise.

 

[$tinkle]

i wonder if that area's zoned for a 2 ft wide slop sluice into the storm drain

 

[jimmydean]

What kind of reinforcements would need to be brought in to hold that b1tch up on a sex swing. The neighbors probaly called because the crane was making too much noise.

I think it's still technically called a "sex swing" even though it's on the floor. I don't think they make one with the required weight rating.

 

[MMike]

I think it's still technically called a "sex swing" even though it's on the floor. I don't think they make one with the required weight rating.

It's like furnished by HIAB......

 

[jimmydean]

They don't carry that sh!t at Ikea.