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Ahhhh, Vacation Time!!!!!!

N8 v2.0

Not the sharpest tool in the shed
Oct 18, 2002
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The Cleft of Venus
Heading out the door for a 15 (ass-numbing hours) drive across Tex-ass to beautiful New Mexico!

Have fun working... hahahahahhahahahahahahahahaaa!!!!

:D:D:D
 

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Turbo Monkey
Apr 5, 2005
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Chandler, AZ, USA
N8 said:
Heading out the door for a 15 (ass-numbing hours) drive across Tex-ass to beautiful New Mexico!

Have fun working... hahahahahhahahahahahahahahaaa!!!!

:D:D:D

I've driven across texas before, it just seems like it never ends....
 

TN

Hey baby, want a hot dog?
Jul 9, 2002
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Jimtown, CO
the top part of Tejas isnt too bad, but it is still Tejas...the worst state on the face of the earth. If you get pulled over in Tejas & you are not wearing cowboy boots, they analy rape you with their mag lights....or so I've heard.
 

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Turbo Monkey
Apr 5, 2005
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Chandler, AZ, USA
TN said:
the top part of Tejas isnt too bad, but it is still Tejas...the worst state on the face of the earth. If you get pulled over in Tejas & you are not wearing cowboy boots, they analy rape you with their mag lights....or so I've heard.

Not saying there is anything wrong with Texas, but it's truely amazing how often "ass" and "anal" is mentioned in the same sentence as "Texas".
 

partsbara

Turbo Monkey
Nov 16, 2001
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getting Xtreme !
texas... truly one of the lamest places on the planet...

my 10 day vacation in les gets / morzine (france - for those who don t know:) ) ended this time last week :(
 
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JRB

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TN said:
the top part of Tejas isnt too bad, but it is still Tejas...the worst state on the face of the earth. If you get pulled over in Tejas & you are not wearing cowboy boots, they analy rape you with their mag lights....or so I've heard.
uhm - Arkansas??? or Tennessee??? :think:
 
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JRB

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biker3 said:
:nope: Arkansas is not bad at all in most places. Yea there are some nasty spots, but theres way more in TX, AL, WY, MT, etc. than AR.
You blew credibility when you added MT to the list. :think:
 

hooples3

Fuggetaboutit!
Mar 14, 2005
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Brooklyn
:angry: I just got back from a 2 week vacation to california and Monday is work im not so happy


Only 2 things come from Texas... Steers and queers and you sure aint no Steer
 
Having driven through both Texas and Kansas, I can say that without a doubt Kansas is worse. Having driven through Kansas both during the day and at night; I can say without a doubt, daytime is worse. GO through at night. Kansas is an ugly, horrible place.
 

Batman

Monkey
May 20, 2002
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Mississauga
Friend and I are roadtripping to Boston this Friday for the weekend. Should be fun. No idea what we're gonna do once their, but you may as well do something with time off work.