[RUFUS]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, I'M dunk off my ass and I just finazied the divorce ysterday, plus my best friend is fuking his insanely hot girlfriend in my bed while i wait for my new girlfriend to call me in one hour while on the couch withh 2 cats. I am so pathetic.

Stinky, you are my idol.

What should I do???

 

[valve bouncer]

Have a tug?

 

[monkeyboy424]

Shut up and get off the internet?

i'm drunk too, and you don't see me a-carryin on and such...

 

[disasterarea]

err...ttiuwp?

 

[I Are Baboon]

Was last night "drunken thread night" or something?

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, I'M dunk off my ass and I just finazied the divorce ysterday, plus my best friend is fuking his insanely hot girlfriend in my bed while i wait for my new girlfriend to call me in one hour while on the couch withh 2 cats. I am so pathetic.

Stinky, you are my idol.

What should I do???

That sucks.



Can I have your ex's #? She was pretty hot.