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Air Force plans major cyberspace command

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Air Force plans major cyberspace command
Posted Nov 2nd 2006 2:42PM by Evan Blass
www.engadget.com


Ever since Top Gun proved to hostile nations that American pilots like Tom Cruise and Val Kilmer are unbeatable in the sky, the Air Force has been looking for other arenas to flex its billion-dollar muscle: first it was tasked with protecting space from enemy satellites and belligerent aliens, and a little over a year ago, its mandate grew to include cyberspace as well.

Instead of just setting up a .gov domain and calling it a day, however, the branch has revealed a much more ambitious plan to guard civilian and military networks with a new command led by the 8th Air Force working out of Louisiana's Barksdale Air Force Base. Assuming that the proper funding and legislative approval is secured, the four-star general-led command could begin operations as soon as October 2008, and will attempt to thwart potentially catastrophic attacks that could destroy the economy and force bloggers like us to go out and get real jobs at print publications.

When asked exactly what he thought the Air Force's role in cyberspace would be, senator and IT expert Ted Stevens said that he envisioned swarms of tiny UAVs patrolling the vulnerable "series of tubes" 24/7, destroying malicious bots and rogue packets with a hail of tiny bullets.

More: http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=technologyNews&storyID=2006-11-02T161952Z_01_WAT006525_RTRUKOC_0_US-ARMS-CYBERSPACE.xml&WTmodLoc=NewsArt-C2-NextArticle-1
 

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My Nuts Are Flat
Apr 18, 2002
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Towing the party line.
They can't even fight a war with a bunch of unfed insurgents with homemade bombs, but they think they will be able to outsmart the world's black hat hackers?

Please. Hellooooo money pit.
 

Secret Squirrel

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Dec 21, 2004
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They can't even fight a war with a bunch of unfed insurgents with homemade bombs, but they think they will be able to outsmart the world's black hat hackers?

Please. Hellooooo money pit.
All the F-14 pilots have nothing to do now. The Air Force will now produce a giant shrinking ray and send these former aces' into the fiber-optic tubes to fight terror where it lives.
 

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My Nuts Are Flat
Apr 18, 2002
18,040
3
Towing the party line.
All the F-14 pilots have nothing to do now. The Air Force will now produce a giant shrinking ray and send these former aces' into the fiber-optic tubes to fight terror where it lives.
Oh sick. Where do I sign up? It's like that disney movie where the guys get shrunk down and injected into a person. Innerspace i think it was called?
 

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So basically air force pilots will play online FPS and flight simulator games against the 12-year-olds of the world?