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Al Gore invented homosexuals

Discussion in 'Politics & World News' started by LordOpie, Jan 25, 2008.

  1. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    Well, that's my interpretation.
     

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  2. $tinkle

    $tinkle Expert on blowing

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    "don't axe, don't tell" much, al? seems he's blissfully unaware of the current institutionalized discrimination.

    but that's ok, hillary is on record pledging to fix it.
     
  3. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    Really? She's going to expend some effort to fix it?

    If I was PotUS, I'd vote to pass legislation, but I don't think the PotUS should spend any more energy on it than a signature.
     
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    $tinkle Expert on blowing

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    a shrewd pro-ss-marriage legislator would do well to incrementally expand/recognize gay rights. of course, this would then validate wingers when their "worst fears" come true.

    win/win/win
     
  5. ohio

    ohio The Fresno Kid

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    Wow, good thing we didn't elect that ****ing lunatic
     
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    zahgurim Underwater monkey

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    You'd invent gayness, too, if you had a wife like his...
     
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    X3pilot Texans fan - LOL

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    I've visited a few people a few times at hospitals, and I can't recall ever being asked if i was gay before they let me in to visit. Is this a problem these days?

    He better hope Hillary's health plan doesn't come to pass because then we'll be debating fat rights and he's in big, literally, trouble then!
     
  8. $tinkle

    $tinkle Expert on blowing

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    wearing moccasins & loudly bragging about how many miles you ride/week is a dead giveaway
     
  9. binary visions

    binary visions The voice of reason

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    ...because the fundamental religious right are a bunch of intolerant douchebags?

    They don't want you giving teh super-AIDS to the other patients.

    You've never visited someone in critical condition who's only allowed family, have you?
     
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    kidwoo Celebrating No-Pants Day

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    Beat me to it.

    Mos def.
     
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    MMike A fowl peckerwood.

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    I thought gays were impervious to all sickness, which is why God had to invent the AIDS to get them...
     
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    FrontRangeDH Monkey

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    Dude that is not right at all, aparently you dont know anyone dying from HIV/AIDS
     
  13. $tinkle

    $tinkle Expert on blowing

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    the canadian dollar is that strong.

    resp3ct the loonie
     
  14. binary visions

    binary visions The voice of reason

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    You must be new to the internet.
     
  15. FrontRangeDH

    FrontRangeDH Monkey

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    I know the whole internet sarcasm thing but that crosses a line.

    There is a woman who hit a guy on his bike and killed him and was laughing about it while being interviewed or something. Luckily the judge heard to conversation and sentenced her to nearly the max for involuntary manslaughter. Laughing about someone dying or being killed is just not right whatsoever
     
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    dan-o Turbo Monkey

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    I sentence you to a lifetime of disappointment in the PAWN forum
     
  17. dan-o

    dan-o Turbo Monkey

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    Wait a second, Mitt was a pretty tolerant fundamental religious douchebag when he needed votes in MA. That's all changed now that he's in the big show, of course.
     
  18. Silver

    Silver find me a tampon

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    You know, you remind me of someone who walks into a Vegas Hotel and is shocked to find out that gambling and drinking is going on inside...
     
  19. $tinkle

    $tinkle Expert on blowing

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    generally speaking, it's funny how an individual tragedy is taboo to make fun of, but line 'em all up and you got hand-spun gold.
     
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    OH MY GOD THERE IS?!
     
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    DaveW Space Monkey

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    Nah he was taking the piss..... Your just not getting this are you. :(
     
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    what if someone from westboro baptist church accidentally gets their shoelace caught in an escalator and is slowly pulled and grinded to their death....would that be a least a little bit funny?
     
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    a while back when the big debate happened in the Great White North, i remember seeing an interview on the télévision with non-hetero folk. it seemed to them that the hetero population was making a bigger deal about it than them.

    the salient yet silliest issue revolved around the definition of "marriage," that being between a man and a woman. whatever; it's a frikkin word dammit! not like marriage means that much anymore... seems it's the key factor to getting divorced anyway.

    couples get together for different reasons. why should the government care? be it straight or curved (?), i'm sure each relationship is different with its merits and issues.... so what's the macro effect? nothing I figure.... collect tax, it's the micro issues... those who think the world will come to an end because there's something that they cannot control. i would prefer if they just kept their mouth's shut and go and suck some eggs.
     
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    Much funnier if they died of aids acquired via their secret glory hole utilization lifestyle.
     
  25. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    wow, why do you hate queers so much?
     
  26. slein

    slein Monkey

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    i don't hate them. i dislike those that do.
     
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    Secret Squirrel There is no Justice!

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    re-read posts much?

    He was saying the bashers' should go suck "eggs"....
     
  28. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    Shut up. I know what I'm doing.
     
  29. slein

    slein Monkey

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    I guess a lot has changed since I last logged in... you can make it up to your fellow feminist by giving me a donation. WTF is this bank account thing anyway!!!!!?
     
  30. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    Done! Check your balance :D
     
  31. slein

    slein Monkey

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    next time read the sig! :D

    yeah... after a long hiatus, i'm back to troll this and maybe other threads. only place on the net worth making a worthless point :P
     
  32. DaveW

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    Bad Loopie! :shakefist:
    NO BANANA!! :rant:




    :crazy::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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    MMike A fowl peckerwood.

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    Just Magic Johnson.....
     
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    MMike A fowl peckerwood.

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    My horrific insensitivity to the gays has earned me a red square worth a single negative rep point.

    Now if you'll excuse me, I'm missing the Colin and Justin show...
     
  35. $tinkle

    $tinkle Expert on blowing

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    covered.
    here, have some cash, too.
    it's friday night, & i'm throwin nickels like they were manhole covers (hallelujah).
     
  36. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    I'm surprised you don't regularly get red squares!
     
  37. $tinkle

    $tinkle Expert on blowing

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    wolverines!!
     
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    MMike A fowl peckerwood.

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    I'm going to donate my credits to the "Cure for the Gay Foundation"
     
  39. slein

    slein Monkey

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    I'll take any credits I can get...

    (doh!)

    Sorry... couldn't resist :D :poster_oops:
     
  40. MikeD

    MikeD Leader and Demogogue of the Ridemonkey Satinists

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    To put it succinctly, if the government is going to give benefits to people who are married (whether they should or not is another discussion and would require a radical change--paging RenegadeRick--), the government has to make the benefits available to any two adults who want to be married. Period.