We're kicking off the 2024 Secret Santa! Exchange gifts with other monkeys - from beer and snacks, to bike gear, to custom machined holiday decorations and tools by our more talented members, there's something for everyone.
I hope all monkeys have long rich lives so I can directly Express my disdain and hatred for decades to come.
At least until the climate wars break out and society degrades into a free for all when I can very respectfully render your carcasses into food, burn your fat in lamps and fashion your skin and bones into various practical objects.
Walking through Chinatown, passing people with bags with chinese airline tags and wearing masks turned my boring commute into a more interesting enterprise.
I would like to submerge myself in a vat of purell after this morning's subway ride of people in plague masks and/or sounding like a pandemic movie's version of what people in the middle of a pandemic would sound like.
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