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AngryMetalsmith

Business is good, thanks for asking
Jun 4, 2006
22,057
12,786
I have no idea where I am
I hope all monkeys have long rich lives so I can directly Express my disdain and hatred for decades to come.

At least until the climate wars break out and society degrades into a free for all when I can very respectfully render your carcasses into food, burn your fat in lamps and fashion your skin and bones into various practical objects.
We should hang out...
 

StiHacka

Compensating for something
Jan 4, 2013
21,560
12,508
In hell. Welcome!
Walking through Chinatown, passing people with bags with chinese airline tags and wearing masks turned my boring commute into a more interesting enterprise.
 

Fool

The Thing cannot be described
Sep 10, 2001
2,919
1,669
Brooklyn
I would like to submerge myself in a vat of purell after this morning's subway ride of people in plague masks and/or sounding like a pandemic movie's version of what people in the middle of a pandemic would sound like.