[vtjim]

I skipped work today and went mountain biking.

On my way home I picked up beer.

That is all.

 

[HAB]

I had no reason at all to be at work today, so I went riding.

 

[TN]

You sir, have discovered the meaning of life.
May you enjoy Nirvana.

 

[jimmydean]

You sir, have discovered the meaning of life.
May you enjoy Nirvana.

Just don't shoot yourself in the face afterwards.

 

[MTBracer]

 

[TN]

Just don't shoot yourself in the face afterwards.

But marrying a junkie, skank is encouraged.

 

[SilentJ]

I'm only half right.

6 x pints at lunch = win.

If only I could ride my biek home... stupid bus.

 

[vtjim]

This day has only gotten better. Some great Fish and Chips at a new Pub that just opened up down the street.

Now if only the Sox win tonight for once this day will be unparallelled.

 

[James]

I skipped work today and went mountain biking.

On my way home I picked up beer.

That is all.

You are a bitch.

 

[skinny mike]

But marrying a junkie, skank is encouraged.

i hope you aren't talking about laura...

 

[HAB]

i hope you aren't talking about laura...

Beat me to it.

 

[stevew]

You picked up beer, you failed.

 

[vtjim]

You picked up beer, you failed.

I did? Because I've got to say, I felt like a winner yesterday.

 

[James]

I did? Because I've got to say, I felt like a winner yesterday.

Does that mean that you are a loser today?

 

[vtjim]

Does that mean that you are a loser today?

Actually no, because I rode and drank beer yesterday as well. Now today I think my legs are a bit too tired so... deduce your own conlcusions.

 

[James]

Actually no, because I rode and drank beer yesterday as well. Now today I think my legs are a bit too tired so... deduce your own conlcusions.

I deduce that you can't spell.
Elementary my dear Watson!

 

[Drunken_Ninja]

i picked up ganja but left my bike with the shop for a new disc brake. my life is hell til thursday