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stevew

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New 'Survivor' divides groups by race

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LOS ANGELES - Get ready for a segregated "Survivor." Race will matter on the upcoming season of the CBS show as contestants will be divided into four tribes by ethnicity. That means blacks, whites, Latinos and Asians in separate groups.

The announcement was made on CBS' Early Show. Host Jeff Probst says the idea "actually came from the criticism that 'Survivor' was not ethnically diverse enough." He says the twist fits in perfectly with what "Survivor" does, saying the show is "a social experiment. And this is adding another layer to that experiment." Probst says contestants had mixed reactions to the racial divisions.

This time the new Survivors are stranded on the Cook Islands in the South Pacific. The castaways include a police officer, a heavy metal guitarist, an attorney and a nail salon manager. The new season of Survivor debuts September 14th.
Wish Howard Cossell could call the challenges.
 

Changleen

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The Blacks will be best at:
The Blacks will be worst at:

The Crackers will be best at:
The Crackers will be worst at:

The Latinos will be best at:
The Latinos will be worst at:

The Asians will be best at:
The Asians will be worst at:

Copy, paste and fill in. Racist yourself up.
 

Changleen

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The Blacks will be best at: Moving heavy stuff
The Blacks will be worst at: Swimming

The Crackers will be best at: Having issues and getting camera time
The Crackers will be worst at: Having issues

The Latinos will be best at: Digging stuff and working hard
The Latinos will be worst at: Being understood

The Asians will be best at: Maths
The Asians will be worst at: Physical stuff
 

Changleen

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:D I have white-guy guilt apparantly.

Seriously, let's not take this too seriously... It could be funny.
 

stevew

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Changleen said:
:D I have white-guy guilt apparantly.

Seriously, let's not take this too seriously... It could be funny.
I never take anything to seriously.....
 
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luelling

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The Blacks will be best at: anything really physical
The Blacks will be worst at: dunno

The Crackers will be best at: manipulating people
The Crackers will be worst at: everything else

The Latinos will be best at: keeping quit and working hard
The Latinos will be worst at: politics

The Asians will be best at: anything that requires a brain
The Asians will be worst at: anything that requires physical activity
 

kidwoo

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The Blacks will be best at: Stealin hubcaps from neighboring islanders
The Blacks will be worst at: dealing with wearing no jewlery

The Crackers will be best at: stealing and destroying slang from the blacks
The Crackers will be worst at: shutting the fvck up and getting along with people without talking behind their backs

The Latinos will be best at: growing mustaches and getting pregnant
The Latinos will be worst at: picking up thier trash and learning how to summon someone without honking their horns

The Asians will be best at: innovation and taking taking whatever serves as currency from everyone else
The Asians will be worst at: driving anything
 

skinny mike

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The Blacks will be best at: drive-bys
The Blacks will be worst at: surviving without kfc

The Crackers will be best at: lying their asses off
The Crackers will be worst at: trying to be the level-headed mediators when the latinos and blacks get into a gang war

The Latinos will be best at: hopping the border
The Latinos will be worst at: becoming legal citizens

The Asians will be best at: brain stuff
The Asians will be worst at: letting their tribe be a democracy
 

BurlyShirley

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The Blacks will be best at: Fathering illegitimate children
The Blacks will be worst at: Providing for them

The Crackers will be best at: Yachting
The Crackers will be worst at: Break-dance fights

The Latinos will be best at: Tanning
The Latinos will be worst at: Proper Cologne Usage

The Asians will be best at: Martial Arts
The Asians will be worst at: Fighting
 

Secret Squirrel

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The Blacks will be best at: Selling weed. "Hey Tyrone!!"
The Blacks will be worst at: Surviving on less than 6,000 calories.

The Crackers will be best at: Making meth.
The Crackers will be worst at: Weening themselves off of it.

The Latinos will be best at: Landscaping their bungalow.
The Latinos will be worst at: Keeping busted-ass, rusted-out '79 Civics out of their yard.

The Asians will be best at: Challenges requiring the physics knowledge of a Ph D candidate.
The Asians will be worst at: Actually carrying out said challenge...
 

rockwool

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kidwoo said:
Yeah but you're from a pacifist country so they're probably not tears of joy are they?:love:


Hey that reminds me........what's a derogatory name for a swede? I actually don't know that one.
Just laughing at life... As long as we have self distance so that we can learn from our sorounding and our own misstakes, we're all good and life is a laugh.

In the US they swedes are called square heads. I belive it is because they have a hard time thinking out of the box and accept changes.. Which I can confirm is generally true. :D But that said, they have a lot of qualities too. Just like any people. (Notice I said THEY since I consider my selfe a Greek born and raised here).
 

rockwool

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LOL, actually you are on to something there.
Norwegians and Swedes tell jokes about each other. Often the same jokes, but mirrored, about how dumb the Norwegians are etc. I don't know why the swedes are picking on the Norwegians who on their side have a legitemate reason in beeing pissed at swedes for annexing Norway for ~100years up until 1809.

The Finnish on the other hand, who also have been under Swedish rule (and where still today the minority living there get beaten up on the streets if they are heard speaking Swedish), call swedes poofters. I think it goes back to the 50-60's when culture started to change here but remained the same in Finland where big lumber jack guys with dark voices and no deodorant on still are the male role models. :)