It's 8am, I'm still pretty drunk, however I have a midterm in 45min. I'm open to suggestions.
Alright kiddies...
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I suggest you don't call us "kiddies".
May as well just keep drinking...
Too bad you are so far away from Canada. They have an over-the-counter solution that pwnz. ACC pills fix everything!
I suggest you don't act like a complete dick towards everyone.loco said:
Tell the prof that your grandma just died. Then keep drinking. 
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loco said:
Oh %^*!, did I offend your delicate sensibilities? I'm ever so sorry.
I find that alcohol is the solution to most of my problems. Drink away
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Sheesh - I guess echo is drunk too, since both of you have no sense of humor this morning.amateur said:
I just thought it was funny that YOU woke up drunk and called us kiddies.
Hang around here for a minute. That is sure to kill your buzz and you'll be golden.
BUZZKILLS
Are all young people in Socal this retarded? 
Never mind. I can't believe I even asked........
Never mind. I can't believe I even asked........
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Oops you can't, can you. Being a mod isn't all that its cracked up to be I guess.
As for your problem, bv is right, keep drinking.
When the going gets tough, the tough keep drinking...
I'm not sure what you wrote, but I'm guessing it something like this...loco said:
"wah wah wah. You guys are ruining my fun. wah wah wah."
And then...
"pucker pucker pucker. I'm sorry Echo, Ridemonkey is a gift, not a right. pucker pucker pucker"
Update: a shower was of little good, however I used my girlfriend's shampoo and my god my hair is silky.
My ability to plan poorly/not foresee consequences never ceases to amaze me.
My ability to plan poorly/not foresee consequences never ceases to amaze me.
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Well at least you feel pretty, oh so pretty.amateur said:
Not us.amateur said:
Fixed that for ya...kinghami3 said:
ECHO - Own - Loco
1- shower - (Already done)
2- a pot of coffee, if your stomach is queasy have some bread with it
3 - a big, and I mean BIG, bong load.
You should be able to get through class then come home and either drink more, or sleep. It's always worked for me.
2- a pot of coffee, if your stomach is queasy have some bread with it
3 - a big, and I mean BIG, bong load.
You should be able to get through class then come home and either drink more, or sleep. It's always worked for me.
At the moment, I think you may be rightpixelninja said:
amateur said:
You're just fine, you'll do well in life.
thats what keeps life interestingamateur said:
amateur said:
Most appropriate RM handle ever.
Heres what you need to do: Go to Tommys and get a breakfast sandwichthe one with sausage, chili, cheese, and egg. It will sober you right up
trust me! All that grease has a big affect on the alcohol. Or, it will make you puke, but either way, youll be SOBER!
So the alcohol is in his bloodstream.............blt2ride said:
How is eating going to change that?
Of course S.S. hasn't Thats in so-cal, so it must be 'retarded'Ciaran said:
Amatuer: Do a shot of 151 with bacon and eggs on the side. Before you've digested do sprints on your DH bike for about 5 minutes, then squirt lime juice in your eye. I know none of this would help, but be a good sport and have a friend videotape it anyway
Well, hangover I can see. But how's it gonna make you less drunk?Ciaran said:
that irony was not lost on me.OGRipper said:Most appropriate RM handle ever.
I'm sure you know this, but still drunk is the crappy inbetween point of drunk and hungover. I suppose a burger might do me well, but 1) I don't want to drive in this state 2) that's like getting stitches before you're cut.SkaredShtles said:Well, hangover I can see. But how's it gonna make you less drunk?
Test wasn't fun, however I made a few shameless passes at the girl next to me. Too bad she wasn't hot or impressed. I turned in my test, then pulled the trigger and vomitted in front of a ~150 person lecture hall. Shortly thereafter I had a nice bowel movement and I'm starting to become more of a human being instead of a liver in pain.
Goddam I wish my approvals carried more weight. :mumble:Tame Ape said:
Hey - I fixed it so that you and Sharon aren't included in my blanket statement.Zark said:Of course S.S. hasn't Thats in so-cal, so it must be 'retarded'
SkaredShtles said:
^^ I did it.
I approve.Tame Ape said: