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Alright, sanjuro convinced me. I did something dumb again

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by TheMontashu, Jan 4, 2010.

  1. TheMontashu

    TheMontashu Pourly Tatteued Jeu

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    I was comming home from work the day before new years eve. I was coming down a busy street with allot of street parking. There was some fool in an Audi and a cervello with new dura ace stuff on it at a stop. I zip by him on the right and he again passes me only to swerve into a spot on the street. Hi side swipes me the slightest bit and ran me up a curb on the sidewalk. I start screaming at the guy about how he is a moron in not such nice terms. and he says "calm down dude, i didn't see you."

    I calmly walk over to his bike and say "oh nice new 7900 stuff, you clearly don't deserve it" I start tearing off his derailleur (****'s nice i wanted it) hanger gave free but the chain did not. I gave up on that and took my U-lock to his frame a few times. Calmly got back on my bike and left.

    My bike is fine, I am fine, so all an all I do not regret ****ing up the dudes bike
     
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  2. AngryMetalsmith

    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    If this is even remotely true, you need to grow the fvck up.
     
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  3. JohnE

    JohnE filthy rascist

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    I always thought you were a turd...this only confirms it.
     
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  4. Da Peach

    Da Peach Outwitted by a rodent

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    chicodude The Spooninator

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    why the **** do you post this stuff?

    Do you think you are going to gain acceptance?

    Maybe you are looking for some Ethug points?

    He should have given you a chain ring enema. You clearly deserve it
     
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  6. TheMontashu

    TheMontashu Pourly Tatteued Jeu

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    Car 4,000 Lbs and metal > Me 170 with bike and more on the fleshy side. I'm more than happy to go off on some fool who ran me off the road, ESPECIALLY if he is a cyclist.....
     
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  7. Da Peach

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  8. TheMontashu

    TheMontashu Pourly Tatteued Jeu

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    I post this stuff because peoples reaction is entertaining. I don't think I'm tough. I'm actually well aware of how stupid I am. I just dgaf
     
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  9. TheMontashu

    TheMontashu Pourly Tatteued Jeu

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    linkin park come on..... Try some taking back sunday or dashboard or something
     
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  10. Ciaran

    Ciaran Fear my banana

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    You're lucky you are not in a jail cell or dead (and not from being run over either).

    You're either a liar or a fvcking moron.
     
  11. TheMontashu

    TheMontashu Pourly Tatteued Jeu

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    It's the second one!!!
     
  12. DirtyMike

    DirtyMike Turbo Fluffer

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    Please dont take this wrong, but you need to take some personal responsibility. You should know better than to assume the driver saw you in teh first place. Your right, maybe you should have had right of way, but Dude, you said it yourself, four thousand pound car vs you at 170 and kinda fleshy.... guess who wins.






    Think next time you go to zip past a car. Be glad it wasnt me, I would have beat your ass.
     
  13. Da Peach

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  14. Jeremy R

    Jeremy R <b>x</b>

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    behind you with a snap pop
    So he must have known you then?
     
  15. TheMontashu

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    I passed him and he passed me again, no excuse for not seeing me NONE.

    and I can and have taken an ass kicking, so go for it
     
  16. Da Peach

    Da Peach Outwitted by a rodent

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  17. w00dy

    w00dy In heaven there is no beer

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    Why are you not on my ignore list already? Oh well, problem fixed.
     
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    drt_jumper Monkey

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    First of all you were in the wrong to begin with if we want to be real about it for passing him. I can tell you one thing if you pulled that crap on me I would have beat you with your own lock! That is ridiculous man. Like someone said either you are a liar or a complete retard....I personally think it is both!
     
  19. Serial Midget

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    Much like the sex I bragged about in High School - this never happened.
     
  20. Da Peach

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  21. Serial Midget

    Serial Midget Al Bundy

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    So I click your link and get EMO Hair Tips... :D

     
  22. Da Peach

    Da Peach Outwitted by a rodent

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    even better!
     
  23. davep

    davep Turbo Monkey

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    Anyone (Sanjuro, mods) want to do the right thing here and provide contact info and a name for someone who has admitted to illegal activity (multiple times) on a this forum.

    I think at the very least, the person who owns the property that Montashu destroyed/vandalized (as well as SFPD) should know his identity so as to be able to recoup his losses.

    I would MORE than happy to do the footwork on this if someone would provide contact info/name.
     
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    Serial Midget Al Bundy

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    Well this game ain't fun no more.

     
  25. Da Peach

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    I think I am with others, that this didnt happen.


    Same time if it did, your still a ****ing moron for assuming the guy in the car saw you. Own up and realize if you used your brain, you could have prevented it all together. Dumbass
     
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  27. drt_jumper

    drt_jumper Monkey

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    I will second this....and if it didnt happen then he doesnt have anything to worry about....but some guy should not be out thousands of dollars just because of some punk ass kid. Especially if ridemonkey can help the guy recoup his losses.
     
  28. Sandwich

    Sandwich Pig my fish!
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    montashu permaban if not resolved? e-jihad power? where the f(ck is sanjuro to give up this douche's info...post some **** on craigslist looking for a pissed off dude in an audi.
     
  29. TheMontashu

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    The dude ran me off the road after I was infront of him prolly 20 feet, then was saying he didn't see me. Thus me getting mad. Had he just said sorry, I would have yelled at him and left it at that.
     
  30. Da Peach

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  31. sanjuro

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    First of all, I am not telling anyone mooshu's info. Forget that.

    However, I thought a bit about this since he first told me the story.

    As someone who has been sideswiped many times, never with even a sorry, I certainly sympathize with theMontashu.

    And normally his tall tales of retribution against dickhead drivers usually amuse me, whether they are true or not.

    As anyone who has ridden on the road regularly knows, something about lycra or girlpants gives riders self-righteous strength to flip over cars and impale their drivers with a Silca pump.

    Ultimately, it comes back to the size of the offense. You get hit by a car, it could be hospital time or even death, so riders will go apesh*t over even near misses. I've done it.

    I also like trouble, chaos, making a nuisance of yourself, blah blah blah, so theMontashu's stories strikes a chord.

    I recently read Invictus, a book about Mandela and the South African rugby team winning the World Cup.

    Mandela, who was in jail for 27 years, was not vindictive to even his jailers, and his non-violent, reconciliatory attitude was the key in uniting his country, despite forces on both sides, black and white, who wanted to kill each other, literally.

    So, yes, I empathize with theMontashu, but I wouldn't have bashed in this guy's bike or car. I would have told him you almost killed me and that he is a fckhead, but that's about as far I would go.

    Maybe I'm a pvssy, because I have been sideswiped intentionally and I didn't throw down after catching him (partly because he wielded an Auto Club to my U-lock). I do wish I had throw my lock at his window, but I liked that lock. But I don't feel bad about doing nothing now. I'm not sure how I would feel if I had broken his jaw.
     
  32. Da Peach

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  33. TheTruth

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  34. DirtMcGirk

    DirtMcGirk <b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm

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  35. drt_jumper

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    where the hell did all this happen anyway?
     
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    The difference here is that Montashu was in the wrong/riding illegally from the beginning(according to his own words). There is a reason that it is illegal to pass on the right...no matter the outcome or severity of the accident, the only one at fault was Montashu. plain and simple.

    This crap makes me mad, because it is (rightfully)used as justification by motorists to not respect cycles(see facebook thread).

    If you cannot follow the laws as a cyclist, you have NO RIGHT to expect motorists to do so...

    My original offer still stands!
     
  37. AngryMetalsmith

    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    About 12-15 years ago there was a bomb treat called into the local mall, which subsequently got evacuated and shut down.

    There were four people ( about Mooshu's age ) involved and one did a year in the Federal pen. Guess how they got caught ?

    He was bragging to his friends about it and one of them turned him into crime stoppers for $200.

    Keep in mind this all happened before the internet was as popular as it is now.



    If it's true, then he's already screwed himself. If it's bogus then he has nothing to worry about and we are all just a bunch of suckers for responding to his trolling.
     
  38. stevew

    stevew unique white person

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    in his wet dream.
     
  39. Ciaran

    Ciaran Fear my banana

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    DUDE. If you're pissed then kick the guys ass... don't take it out on the BIKE!!! That poor innocent bicycle! Won't anyone please think of the bicycles!?!?!
     
  40. sanjuro

    sanjuro Tube Smuggler

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    Wat?

    Pass on the right? This isn't the interstate.

    Bikes ride on the shoulder on the right side or next to the parked cars on the right side.

    You can pass cars on the right because that is where you are supposed to ride...