[ALEXIS_DH]

i took this test
http://www.poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/
to see what kind of dictator i would be... and it says am GWB!!...

[k]"Wait, I'm not a dictator!" you cry! Well lets look at the check list: Unelected? Check! Use wars and xenophobia to boost popularity? Check! Total control of the media so they never say a bad word against you? Check! Kill scores of innocent people to get what you want? Check! Do anything to get your hands on oil? Check! Inhumane treatment of prisoners? Check! Face it, you're a dictator, and no amount of gloss will hide that fact… or the fact you're a borderline retard who looks like a monkey[/k]

 

[Ciaran]

I am Saddam! Ack! I was really hoping to be a nice looney South american dictator. I have always wanted to be called, "El General!", and wear a uniform with many medals and a really big hat.

"Oh dear. You're in prison now so the people of Iraq no longer need to worry that you you'll to make them disappear... They are far too busy being worried about being blown up by terrorists or shot by Americans now!"

 

[H8R]

YOU ARE ADOLF HITLER.

Congratulations! You are the most evil man of all time! Not only did you exterminate millions of Jews and involved the world in the biggest war the world has ever seen, you also convinced the Germans that the perfect human is a tall blue eyed blond when you're a short, dark Austrian yourself! Well done you spiteful little ****!


edit: how do they nail it down with such a short quiz?

 

[Westy]

Hmm, I'm pathetic

As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power… News flash for you: You're not!

 

[I Are Baboon]

You are one of the more creative of the dictators. When not writing poetry you're devising your own version of communism. As over two million Chinese staved to death because of your little experiment you should have stuck to writing sappy songs!

 

[golgiaparatus]

Hmm, I'm pathetic

As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power… News flash for you: You're not!

Yep, I'm Tony Blair too.

 

[Slugman]

uh oh... I'm Castro.

MY Cuban-American wife will no tbe happy about that one!

 

[vtrider]

i was tony blair as well...hmm. maybe its that i chose capitalists to discriminate against

 

[Ciaran]

uh oh... I'm Castro.

MY Cuban-American wife will no tbe happy about that one!

I'll trade ya.

 

[steve45]

As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power… News flash for you: You're not!

how predictable!! ah well could have been worse(err maybe not but meh), i did vote for labour though.
you know, something to do with the lesser evil or something.

 

[Toshi]

i was tony blair as well...hmm. maybe its that i chose capitalists to discriminate against

i am also tony blair, but i chose to hate americans

 

[BuddhaRoadkill]

You answer the question: "what if Hitler was black?" A power-mad little **** that will do anything to keep your backside in the presidential seat, that's what! Sadly, no matter how much you persecute your populace, they are getting sick of you! When given the option of starving to death because of the piss poor economy you created or stringing you up by the nearest lamppost, more and more find the later more attractive! Also shave that stupid, little moustache off! It makes you look like an even bigger tit then you are already!

 

[blue]

Well done comrade! You're one of the big boys! When you're not holding speeches about how everyone is equal in the communist society, you're busy living the high-life while millions starve, freeze or get worked to death! You zany person you!

 

[BuddhaRoadkill]

You sir, are an Asshat. Your rise to power was acheived through heavily restricted "free speech" and wanton banishment of those that annoy you. The current population is held in check by a verbally abusive DillHole Posse. All attempts at revolution have thus far failed resulting in maximum ownage.