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Discussion in 'Politics & World News' started by Silver, Jan 2, 2008.

  1. Silver

    Silver find me a tampon

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    http://www.buffalobeast.com/122/50mostloathsome2007.html

    We made number 9 on the list!

    9. You

    Charges: You believe in freedom of speech, until someone says something that offends you. You suddenly give a damn about border integrity, because the automated voice system at your pharmacy asked you to press 9 for Spanish. You cling to every scrap of bull**** you can find to support your ludicrous belief system, and reject all empirical evidence to the contrary. You know the difference between patriotism and nationalism -- it's nationalism when foreigners do it. You hate anyone who seems smarter than you. You care more about zygotes than actual people. You love to blame people for their misfortunes, even if it means screwing yourself over. You still think Republicans favor limited government. Your knowledge of politics and government are dwarfed by your concern for Britney Spears' children. You think buying Chinese goods stimulates our economy. You think you're going to get universal health care. You tolerate the phrase "enhanced interrogation techniques." You think the government is actually trying to improve education. You think watching CNN makes you smarter. You think two parties is enough. You can't spell. You think $9 trillion in debt is manageable. You believe in an afterlife for the sole reason that you don't want to die. You think lowering taxes raises revenue. You think the economy's doing well. You're an idiot.

    Exhibit A: You couldn't get enough Anna Nicole Smith coverage.

    Sentence: A gradual decline into abject poverty as you continue to vote against your own self-interest. Death by an easily treated disorder that your health insurance doesn't cover. You deserve it, chump.
     
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  2. ohio

    ohio The Fresno Kid

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    Wow, take that man's dictionary away. Get's a little much about 25 spots in, but damn the fella has a way with words. Very entertaining. 5 minutes at a time.
     
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  3. manimal

    manimal Ociffer Tackleberry

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    what an ass.

     
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  4. Transcend

    Transcend My Nuts Are Flat

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    So awesome...

     
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  5. SPINTECK

    SPINTECK Turbo Monkey

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    My favorite post all year!!!! Good find. Can't wait for the conservative neocons on RM to get home from work to see this:)
     
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  6. Changleen

    Changleen Paranoid Member

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    Very good.
     
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  7. kidwoo

    kidwoo Celebrating No-Pants Day

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    Been waiting to finally see it said.


     
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  8. ohio

    ohio The Fresno Kid

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    You follow that that one was tongue in cheek?
     
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  9. ohio

    ohio The Fresno Kid

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    Damn you kidwoo for deleting your post. clearly it wasn't up to par, but it set up my response, dammit
     
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  10. kidwoo

    kidwoo Celebrating No-Pants Day

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    I get tired of making fun of the same people over and over:D


    I'm sure you've checked the weather for this weekend.........
    I'm in a holiday cheer.
     
  11. X3pilot

    X3pilot Texans fan - LOL

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    Is there a word for over zealous, calloused liberals?? (Not saying you are Spinteck!)

    Neo-lib? And isn't saying conservative neocon redundant?

    Good link, entertaining.
     
  12. X3pilot

    X3pilot Texans fan - LOL

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    "...raped by the sun."

    Gawdam, that's funny sh1t, right there!
     
  13. blue

    blue boob hater

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    I accidentally pos repped you for that. Dammit.
     
  14. manimal

    manimal Ociffer Tackleberry

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    dern, and for a minute there i thought you had a dose of reality.
     
  15. kidwoo

    kidwoo Celebrating No-Pants Day

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    Here's a dose of common sense: It was a joke.
     
  16. N8 v2.0

    N8 v2.0 Not the sharpest tool in the shed

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    u

     
  17. manimal

    manimal Ociffer Tackleberry

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    dangit..did i forget to add my ;) smiley after that? friggin pc..can't read my mind anymore :twitch:
     
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    DaveW Space Monkey

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    You can keep your self obsession outta this! :twitch:
     
  19. N8 v2.0

    N8 v2.0 Not the sharpest tool in the shed

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    lol

     
  20. stevew

    stevew unique white person

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    "Dick" Cheney is amused.
     
  21. Changleen

    Changleen Paranoid Member

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    lol also.