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An Intervention for Dexterq20

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Curb Hucker

I am an idiot
Feb 4, 2004
3,661
0
Sleeping in my Kenworth
Ok Ben, we all know how much you eLove Kidwoo, and want his nuts; but this is not the issue at hand. Your recient change of Avitar in an effort to be as cool as Kevin has just taken things too far. I read your posts thinking Kidwoo wrote it, but then notice your name above the avitar and not his. Change it back Ben.
 

dexterq20

Turbo Monkey
Mar 6, 2003
3,442
1
NorCal
Dude... it's a beer pong avatar! Chillax.

Oh, and did you go to the beach today Don? Cuz it sounds like you've got some sand in your vagina. :thumb:
 

James

Carbon Porn Star
Sep 11, 2001
3,559
0
Danbury, CT
dexterq20 said:
Dude... it's a beer pong avatar! Chillax.

Oh, and did you go to the beach today Don? Cuz it sounds like you've got some sand in your vagina. :thumb:
Beer Pong= OK
CurbHucker= Nerd

:nuts:
 

Zark

Hey little girl, do you want some candy?
Oct 18, 2001
6,254
7
Reno 911
I think the real intervention here is with Ben wussing out on shuttle runs to drive girls to LA.

Now Ben, I'd understand if you were getting any out of this, but we both know thats not the case :blah:

We'll have to get you out there again soon.
 

TheMontashu

Pourly Tatteued Jeu
Mar 15, 2004
5,549
0
I'm homeless
dexterq20 said:
Dude... it's a beer pong avatar! Chillax.

Oh, and did you go to the beach today Don? Cuz it sounds like you've got some sand in your vagina. :thumb:
ben i think you are begining to take my spot as the E looser
 

chicodude

The Spooninator
Mar 28, 2004
1,054
2
Paradise
Zark said:
I think the real intervention here is with Ben wussing out on shuttle runs to drive girls to LA.

Now Ben, I'd understand if you were getting any out of this, but we both know thats not the case :blah:


Snap!
 

dexterq20

Turbo Monkey
Mar 6, 2003
3,442
1
NorCal
Zark said:
I think the real intervention here is with Ben wussing out on shuttle runs to drive girls to LA.

Now Ben, I'd understand if you were getting any out of this, but we both know thats not the case :blah:

We'll have to get you out there again soon.
You're just jealous cuz I spent the day in Beverly Hills and you didn't. :eviltongu
 

James

Carbon Porn Star
Sep 11, 2001
3,559
0
Danbury, CT
Curb Hucker said:
Mr. Burnination coming from you that hurts, so where is fraser on the eek ladder.
No, I'm saying I'm worse than you, not as big of a dweeb.
Fraser is some sort of "wad." Dorkwad maybe?
A "wad" for sure though...

JJames

P.S. Oh, I think "geek" has a "G" in it somewhere...:)
 

The Kadvang

I rule
Apr 13, 2004
3,499
0
six five oh
manziman said:
crap, I have to room with you losers at Sea Otter? you guys are arguing about BS stuff...yea, i'm gettin a craigslist stripper, just to see if your balls drop.
woah woah woah, you are in our room now, or our hotel? trouble.

nate is in check by his gf, she has him hcor whipped, if he even hears the word stripper she will cut his balls off
 

manziman

Stubby
Jul 3, 2004
1,612
0
The armpit of San Diego
The Kadvang said:
woah woah woah, you are in our room now, or our hotel? trouble.

nate is in check by his gf, she has him hcor whipped, if he even hears the word stripper she will cut his balls off
all nate has to say to his gf is, "Don't worry, I really don't like plastic boobies anyways. And besides, while all those guys were oogling at her nastiness, I went into the bathroom and thought of you..."
 

Curb Hucker

I am an idiot
Feb 4, 2004
3,661
0
Sleeping in my Kenworth
manziman said:
all nate has to say to his gf is, "Don't worry, I really don't like plastic boobies anyways. And besides, while all those guys were oogling at her nastiness, I went into the bathroom dragging you (kadvang) in behind me
:eek:

Manzi I still cant believe youre gonna get a craigslist stripper. My current GF wants me to take her to a race, but it seems every race I'm going to I'd fear for her safety.
 

Sherpa

Basking in fail.
Jan 28, 2004
2,240
0
Arkansaw
Curb Hucker said:
:eek:

Manzi I still cant believe youre gonna get a craigslist stripper. My current GF wants me to take her to a race, but it seems every race I'm going to I'd fear for her safety.
My girlfriends going to the Cass race...
 

Silver

find me a tampon
Jul 20, 2002
10,840
1
Orange County, CA
TheMontashu said:
ben i think you are begining to take my spot as the E looser
Y'know, I'm drunk off my ass, but somehow I still knew that you'd manage to spell loser "looser".

Drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, but stupid by itself isn't better.
 

TheMontashu

Pourly Tatteued Jeu
Mar 15, 2004
5,549
0
I'm homeless
Silver said:
Y'know, I'm drunk off my ass, but somehow I still knew that you'd manage to spell loser "looser".

Drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, but stupid by itself isn't better.
hey im taking AP english AP american history and AP physics next year
 

sanjuro

Tube Smuggler
Sep 13, 2004
17,373
0
SF
TheMontashu said:
hey im taking AP english AP american history and AP physics next year
Has academic standards dropped in Contra Costa County since you graduated, Ben?

How the F does Loren take AP English? I am not sure he can spell AP.
 

dexterq20

Turbo Monkey
Mar 6, 2003
3,442
1
NorCal
sanjuro said:
Has academic standards dropped in Contra Costa County since you graduated, Ben?

How the F does Loren take AP English? I am not sure he can spell AP.
Apparently the high schools HAVE gone to hell since I left town. :D



Rip said:
Here I made you a matching Diamond avatar Curb Dropepr. ;)
What's that supposed to be? A pineapple?
 

sanjuro

Tube Smuggler
Sep 13, 2004
17,373
0
SF
dexterq20 said:
Apparently the high schools HAVE gone to hell since I left town. :D


Has your face recovered since I kicked in your teeth?

Sorry about my grammar, I meant to write that in future perfect, not past perfect. This hasn't happened, this will happen.
 

TheMontashu

Pourly Tatteued Jeu
Mar 15, 2004
5,549
0
I'm homeless
sanjuro said:
Has academic standards dropped in Contra Costa County since you graduated, Ben?

How the F does Loren take AP English? I am not sure he can spell AP.
I am in a difrent district from the one ben was in steeyv
 

sanjuro

Tube Smuggler
Sep 13, 2004
17,373
0
SF
TheMontashu said:
I am in a difrent district from the one ben was in steeyv
Is the spelling standards there different than the rest of the country? Or is it an Ebonics school?