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MikeD

MikeD

Leader and Demogogue of the Ridemonkey Satinists
Oct 26, 2001
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My girlfriend will probably ensure we see it opening night. She's a quiet nerd who can't say 'fvck' out loud, but she sure loves offensive humor, especially if it involves puppets and cartoons and sex.

MD
 
Skookum

Skookum

bikey's is cool
Jul 26, 2002
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When I saw it over the weekend, the only other person in the screening room kept looking around to make sure a.) I was all right and b.) that we were really seeing what we were seeing.
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N8 said:
Come on Skook's... you know you are only going because you are into puppet sex.
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:sneaky:
 
ohio

ohio

The Fresno Kid
Nov 26, 2001
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BurlySurly said:
pshhh...I once molested a cat just for meowing.
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Funny story...

Not that I'm into abusing animals, but growing up my buddy used to play one of his barn-cats like a bag pipe. He'd stuff the cat in his armpit, put the tail in his mouth, and squeeze with his elbow.

The cat would go "rrrreeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooowwwwwww" *breath* "rrrrreeeeeeeeeooooooooooowwwwwww."

Hard to explain online, but funny as **** in person. The cat didn't seem to mind either.
 
brock

brock

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MikeD said:
My girlfriend will probably ensure we see it opening night. She's a quiet nerd who can't say 'fvck' out loud, but she sure loves offensive humor, especially if it involves puppets and cartoons and sex.

MD
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AHAHA that's awesome. Has she seen Meet the Feebles ?
 
Skookum

Skookum

bikey's is cool
Jul 26, 2002
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ohio said:
Funny story...

Not that I'm into abusing animals, but growing up my buddy used to play one of his barn-cats like a bag pipe. He'd stuff the cat in his armpit, put the tail in his mouth, and squeeze with his elbow.

The cat would go "rrrreeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooowwwwwww" *breath* "rrrrreeeeeeeeeooooooooooowwwwwww."

Hard to explain online, but funny as **** in person. The cat didn't seem to mind either.
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haha never seen that one done before, even on stupid pet tricks. :D
 
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