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dan-o

Turbo Monkey
Jun 30, 2004
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On the topic of that frothy delight, I had the pleasure of informing my 75yo father in law of the definition of Santorum at dinner the other night. Awkward.
 

stevew

resident influencer
Sep 21, 2001
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On the topic of that frothy delight, I had the pleasure of informing my 75yo father in law of the definition of Santorum at dinner the other night. Awkward.
aroused i bet.
 

4xBoy

Turbo Monkey
Jun 20, 2006
7,430
3,536
Minneapolis
Even Santorum prefers a Black man to a Mormon.

Or is it, If I can't have it, You shouldn't either.
 
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SacredYeti

Monkey
Sep 12, 2011
156
0
San Diego, CA
43 reasons not to:

1 - Fast and Furious - Operation Gun Runner, sent over 2000 weapons to mexico, and resulted in the death of Border Patrol agent Brian Terry on December 14, 2010
2 - G.E sending 36000 Jobs Overseas, paid NO taxes in 2010, received $3.2 billion tax credit (Obama handpicked G.E. CEO to head his Jobs Committee)
3 - Approved $535 million Solyndra loan, a company who went bankrupt after 1 year.
4 - Lightsquared, the attempt to endanger the Air Traffic Control system for the benefit of his political contributors.
5 - Increased our deficit over 40% in 2/12 years
6 - The harassment of Gibson Guitars, sending the DOJ to confiscate their working inventory because the CEO was a Republican supporter and moved production to a non union environment.
7 - The Oil Drilling Moratoriums, preventing oil drilling in the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans and Gulf of Mexico at least until 2017.
8 - Soaring FOOD and Gas Prices
9 - NO Shovel Ready Jobs
10 - The Downgrade of America's credit rating ( First time in American history)
11 - First time in American history over 42 MILLION Americans are living in poverty
12 - Never passed a BUDGET ( First time in 34 YEARS)
13 - America drops to 5th place in GLOBAL COMPETITIVENESS
14 - Over 400,000 small businesses closing every year under Obama
15 - Our Debt has increased $4,247,000,000,000 in just 945 days! . (That's the fastest increase under any president ever!)
16 - No Summer Recovery
17 - Fed Suing States and States suing Feds
18 - Pressured Retired General Shelton to ALTER his testimony in the Lightsquared investigation (see #4)
19 - Enabled the LARGEST number of HOME FORECLOSURES
20 - Turned America into the LARGEST FOOD STAMP NATION, 1 in 7 Americans now on food stamps.
21 - Start another War WITHOUT CONGRESSIONAL APPROVAL
22 - Force a Trillion dollar disaster down our throats called Obamacare WITHOUT EVEN READING THE BILL
23 - Create OVER 25 million UNEMPLOYED
24 - Appoint a TAX CHEAT for Sec. of the TREASURY!
25 - Appoint over 34 UN-ELECTED CZARS, bypassing congressional approval process.
26 - Eric Holder turns a blind eye to voter intimidation by the Black Panthers then justifies with racial comments
27 - Eric Holder pardons Mark Rich! (indicted on charges of tax evasion and illegal trading with Iran.)
28 - First President to File Lawsuits Against the States He Swore an Oath to Protect
29 - First President to Terminate America's Ability to Put a Man into Space
30 - First President to Tell a Major Manufacturing Company In Which State They Are Allowed to Locate a Factory
31 - First President to Propose an Executive Order Demanding Companies Disclose Their Political Contributions to Bid on Government Contracts
32 - First President to Withdraw an Existing Coal Permit That Had Been Issued Years Ago
33 - First President in American history with a Socialist radical anti American past to get elected with the help of ACORN and the Black Panthers.
34 - First President in American History to deface the american flag by placing his own picture in the stars field, Google "obama-american-flag-veterans/2012/03/14/id/432541"
35 - Blocks fact finding mission of congressional investigation of solyndra $$$ scandal.
36 - First President to publicly bow to Americas enemies while refusing to salute the U.S. Flag.
37 - First President to Encourage Racial Discrimination and Intimidation at Polling Places
38 - signed NDAA,and trashed the bill of rights.
39 - TSA harrassment of the flying public including harrassment of John Tyner and strip searches of elderly women.
49-Court in Okla. rules that sharia law is protected by OUR constitution.
41- Court in Penn. rules that muslims are OBLIGATED to attack Americans if they feel that we have insulted Islam.
42-Obama diverts our tax money allocated for Homeland Defense and uses it to promote homosexual rights in other countries.
43- Obama continues to send our tax dollars to terrorist Pakistan
 

dante

Unabomber
Feb 13, 2004
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43 reasons not to:

1 - Fast and Furious - Operation Gun Runner, sent over 2000 weapons to mexico, and resulted in the death of Border Patrol agent Brian Terry on December 14, 2010 Should we not try to stop the flow of guns to Mexico?
2 - G.E sending 36000 Jobs Overseas, paid NO taxes in 2010, received $3.2 billion tax credit (Obama handpicked G.E. CEO to head his Jobs Committee) What does this have to do with Obama?
3 - Approved $535 million Solyndra loan, a company who went bankrupt after 1 year. Loan originated under GW Bush...
4 - Lightsquared, the attempt to endanger the Air Traffic Control system for the benefit of his political contributors. Oh give me a break...
5 - Increased our deficit over 40% in 2/12 years Primarily due to the recession, caused by GWB
6 - The harassment of Gibson Guitars, sending the DOJ to confiscate their working inventory because the CEO was a Republican supporter and moved production to a non union environment. Obama had a hand in this? Any proof?
7 - The Oil Drilling Moratoriums, preventing oil drilling in the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans and Gulf of Mexico at least until 2017. 100% false, there's new drilling going on as we speak.
8 - Soaring FOOD and Gas Prices Gas is cheaper than it was under GWB, and any inflation caused by a loose monetary policy is negated by increased jobs. Pick your poison, we were losing 800,000 jobs in GWB's last month in office, is that *really* what you want?
9 - NO Shovel Ready Jobs 100% false, there's a nice bicycle bridge connecting the city to the local community college that was part of the Stimulus package (shovel-ready, already built and being used.
10 - The Downgrade of America's credit rating ( First time in American history) Thanks to Republican obstructionism (see: S&P's *actual* reason why they downgraded the US
11 - First time in American history over 42 MILLION Americans are living in poverty See: GWB's recession
12 - Never passed a BUDGET ( First time in 34 YEARS) The president doesn't pass a budget.
13 - America drops to 5th place in GLOBAL COMPETITIVENESS See: Republican obstructionism
14 - Over 400,000 small businesses closing every year under Obama See: GWB's recession
15 - Our Debt has increased $4,247,000,000,000 in just 945 days! . (That's the fastest increase under any president ever!) See: GWB's recession
16 - No Summer Recovery See: GWB's recession
17 - Fed Suing States and States suing Feds This is Obama's fault how?
18 - Pressured Retired General Shelton to ALTER his testimony in the Lightsquared investigation (see #4) Proof?
19 - Enabled the LARGEST number of HOME FORECLOSURES See: GWB's recession
20 - Turned America into the LARGEST FOOD STAMP NATION, 1 in 7 Americans now on food stamps. See: GWB's recession
21 - Start another War WITHOUT CONGRESSIONAL APPROVAL Lead by NATO, with no loss of US lives, and at a minimal cost compared to previous Republican administration's wars
22 - Force a Trillion dollar disaster down our throats called Obamacare WITHOUT EVEN READING THE BILL Proof? I've read the bill, have you?
23 - Create OVER 25 million UNEMPLOYED I guess that right-wing idiots can't even spell correctly?
24 - Appoint a TAX CHEAT for Sec. of the TREASURY! Define "cheat".
25 - Appoint over 34 UN-ELECTED CZARS, bypassing congressional approval process. See: Republican obstructionism.
26 - Eric Holder turns a blind eye to voter intimidation by the Black Panthers then justifies with racial comments OOoooooh, scary black guys!!
27 - Eric Holder pardons Mark Rich! (indicted on charges of tax evasion and illegal trading with Iran.) This happened in 2001, and it was Clinton who pardoned him, NOT Holder.
28 - First President to File Lawsuits Against the States He Swore an Oath to Protect 100% false.
29 - First President to Terminate America's Ability to Put a Man into Space 100% false. The space shuttle program was scheduled to end long before Obama took office.
30 - First President to Tell a Major Manufacturing Company In Which State They Are Allowed to Locate a Factory 100% false.
31 - First President to Propose an Executive Order Demanding Companies Disclose Their Political Contributions to Bid on Government Contracts Sounds like a reason to vote FOR Obama to me...
32 - First President to Withdraw an Existing Coal Permit That Had Been Issued Years Ago And?
33 - First President in American history with a Socialist radical anti American past to get elected with the help of ACORN and the Black Panthers. Ugh, see: Scary black guy!!
34 - First President in American History to deface the american flag by placing his own picture in the stars field, Google "obama-american-flag-veterans/2012/03/14/id/432541" Not *actually* created by Obama, nor did it have *anything* to do with him other than a local Democratic party created it.
35 - Blocks fact finding mission of congressional investigation of solyndra $$$ scandal. 100% false.
36 - First President to publicly bow to Americas enemies while refusing to salute the U.S. Flag. 200% false.
37 - First President to Encourage Racial Discrimination and Intimidation at Polling Places Oh give me a break....
38 - signed NDAA,and trashed the bill of rights. Insisted on major changes to it, and doesn't come anywhere near "trashing" the bill of rights.
39 - TSA harrassment of the flying public including harrassment of John Tyner and strip searches of elderly women. This is Obama's fault how?
49-Court in Okla. rules that sharia law is protected by OUR constitution. 100% false.
41- Court in Penn. rules that muslims are OBLIGATED to attack Americans if they feel that we have insulted Islam.Not *actually* true either.
42-Obama diverts our tax money allocated for Homeland Defense and uses it to promote homosexual rights in other countries.Oooh, scary gay guys!! (Again, 100% false)
43- Obama continues to send our tax dollars to terrorist PakistanHe also went in and got OBL, something GWB couldn't even be bothered to do.
I was bored...
 

RUFUS

e-douche of the year
Dec 1, 2006
3,480
1
Denver, CO
43 reasons not to:

1 - Fast and Furious - Operation Gun Runner, sent over 2000 weapons to mexico, and resulted in the death of Border Patrol agent Brian Terry on December 14, 2010
2 - G.E sending 36000 Jobs Overseas, paid NO taxes in 2010, received $3.2 billion tax credit (Obama handpicked G.E. CEO to head his Jobs Committee)
3 - Approved $535 million Solyndra loan, a company who went bankrupt after 1 year.
4 - Lightsquared, the attempt to endanger the Air Traffic Control system for the benefit of his political contributors.
5 - Increased our deficit over 40% in 2/12 years
6 - The harassment of Gibson Guitars, sending the DOJ to confiscate their working inventory because the CEO was a Republican supporter and moved production to a non union environment.
7 - The Oil Drilling Moratoriums, preventing oil drilling in the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans and Gulf of Mexico at least until 2017.
8 - Soaring FOOD and Gas Prices
9 - NO Shovel Ready Jobs
10 - The Downgrade of America's credit rating ( First time in American history)
11 - First time in American history over 42 MILLION Americans are living in poverty
12 - Never passed a BUDGET ( First time in 34 YEARS)
13 - America drops to 5th place in GLOBAL COMPETITIVENESS
14 - Over 400,000 small businesses closing every year under Obama
15 - Our Debt has increased $4,247,000,000,000 in just 945 days! . (That's the fastest increase under any president ever!)
16 - No Summer Recovery
17 - Fed Suing States and States suing Feds
18 - Pressured Retired General Shelton to ALTER his testimony in the Lightsquared investigation (see #4)
19 - Enabled the LARGEST number of HOME FORECLOSURES
20 - Turned America into the LARGEST FOOD STAMP NATION, 1 in 7 Americans now on food stamps.
21 - Start another War WITHOUT CONGRESSIONAL APPROVAL
22 - Force a Trillion dollar disaster down our throats called Obamacare WITHOUT EVEN READING THE BILL
23 - Create OVER 25 million UNEMPLOYED
24 - Appoint a TAX CHEAT for Sec. of the TREASURY!
25 - Appoint over 34 UN-ELECTED CZARS, bypassing congressional approval process.
26 - Eric Holder turns a blind eye to voter intimidation by the Black Panthers then justifies with racial comments
27 - Eric Holder pardons Mark Rich! (indicted on charges of tax evasion and illegal trading with Iran.)
28 - First President to File Lawsuits Against the States He Swore an Oath to Protect
29 - First President to Terminate America's Ability to Put a Man into Space
30 - First President to Tell a Major Manufacturing Company In Which State They Are Allowed to Locate a Factory
31 - First President to Propose an Executive Order Demanding Companies Disclose Their Political Contributions to Bid on Government Contracts
32 - First President to Withdraw an Existing Coal Permit That Had Been Issued Years Ago
33 - First President in American history with a Socialist radical anti American past to get elected with the help of ACORN and the Black Panthers.
34 - First President in American History to deface the american flag by placing his own picture in the stars field, Google "obama-american-flag-veterans/2012/03/14/id/432541"
35 - Blocks fact finding mission of congressional investigation of solyndra $$$ scandal.
36 - First President to publicly bow to Americas enemies while refusing to salute the U.S. Flag.
37 - First President to Encourage Racial Discrimination and Intimidation at Polling Places
38 - signed NDAA,and trashed the bill of rights.
39 - TSA harrassment of the flying public including harrassment of John Tyner and strip searches of elderly women.
49-Court in Okla. rules that sharia law is protected by OUR constitution.
41- Court in Penn. rules that muslims are OBLIGATED to attack Americans if they feel that we have insulted Islam.
42-Obama diverts our tax money allocated for Homeland Defense and uses it to promote homosexual rights in other countries.
43- Obama continues to send our tax dollars to terrorist Pakistan
And how long did this take you to copy/paste from the Fox news website???

You know that it is just absolute bull**** when every first letter is capitalized, but only in a few of the "points".
 
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norbar

KESSLER PROBLEM. Just cause
Jun 7, 2007
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Warsaw :/
I love how everything that happened when Obama is president was his fault. Obama you bastard you broke my collarbone! That ****ty rainy summer in yurp is also your fault. I'm Polish, I don't live in US but the arguments against him are even more stupid than arguments against evolution. It's like his oponents try to use some weird reverse psychology to suggest him they are so retarded they need serious government care.
 

Pesqueeb

bicycle in airplane hangar
Feb 2, 2007
42,352
19,872
Riding past the morgue.
Btw, I'm not sure if you missed the sticky at the top of the forum, but all mindless copy/pasting of right-wing talking points result in a -rep. Don't blame me, I didn't make up the rules....
Whoa there killer, take it easy on the kid, obviously his google is broken, otherwise he could have easily figured that was all bullsh*t on his own.
 

stevew

resident influencer
Sep 21, 2001
41,346
10,266
Btw, I'm not sure if you missed the sticky at the top of the forum, but all mindless copy/pasting of right-wing talking points result in a -rep. Don't blame me, I didn't make up the rules....
where did it say that?