[CurbJumper]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42211662/ns/us_news-weird_news/

Man jailed after bringing beer to DWI hearing
Apparently drunk man was carrying open can of Busch beer and four other cans.

A New York man is being held in jail after showing up an hour and a half late for a court hearing on a felony DWI charge — he was also drunk and carrying an open can of Busch beer, authorities say.

Keith Gruber, 49, is in Sullivan County Jail without bail. He was allegedly carrying four more beer cans in a bag when he went through the courthouse security check on Monday.

The Middletown Times Herald-Record reported that Gruber, from Swan Lake, appeared before Sullivan County Judge Frank LaBuda, who asked him if he enjoyed his "liquid lunch."

Gruber said he did, then said he was sorry. LaBuda sent him to jail with no bail.

"It was obvious that he was intoxicated," LaBuda said according to the Herald-Record.

Gruber, who has prior DWI convictions, was arrested on Dec. 27 in the town of Liberty and had been out on $30,000 cash bail before this week's unfortunate court appearance.

 

[4xBoy]

Guys got da Ballz.

 

[jimmydean]

Maybe he's sponsored and required to carry when making public appearances?

 

[TheTruth]

^Yeah, kinda like whenever Bubba is on the podium and he takes a sip of red bull. Perhaps he was sponsored for extreme public drunkenness and whenever he is in court, he has to take a sip while on camera.

 

[Westy]

Bush beer? Prison toilet wine will be an improvement. State funded improvement for that guy.

 

[jonKranked]

"true american hero"

 

[mandown]

Death penalty. Clearly he wouldn't mind.

 

[jimmydean]

He could have hid the beers in that chicks vajayjay.

 

[stevew]

He could have hid the beers in that chicks vajayjay.

who drinks beer at body cavity temperature?

 

[mandown]

Man, have I got a NSFA pic for that.

 

[worship_mud]

Man, have I got a NSFA pic for that.

and RM has the tags for that!!!!

 

[mandown]

No they have NSFW. This picture isNot Safe For Anywhere. I'm going to just let this one go. Bad enough that I can't ride, I don't need to be banned too.

 

[dante]

and RM has the tags for that!!!!

Just pretend that the chicken is a chick...