[eric strt6]

Sitting here in Livermore, it's in the mid 80's, I get all the free BBQ I can eat and I'm watching 75 women in tight white clothes riding horses and jiggling in all the right places.

My med gear is sitting at the first aid station and I have my air conditioned camper right next to the arena and I get $30/hr

KaChing
life is good

 

[Pesqueeb]

Sitting here in Livermore, it's in the mid 80's, I get all the free BBQ I can eat and I'm watching 75 women in tight white clothes riding horses and jiggling in all the right places.

My med gear is sitting at the first aid station and I have my air conditioned camper right next to the arena and I get $30/hr

KaChing
life is good

Maybe you ought to keep your gear with you in the camper old man in case one of those women gets extra jiggly.

 

[jonKranked]

I was hoping for a thread about whale transport.

This will only be more entertaining if you provide some pictures.

 

[eric strt6]

 

[bizutch]

You're so going to jail for that...

 

[Uncle Cliffy]

You're totally right.

 

[Pesqueeb]

 

[eric strt6]

so after dinner I went for a 1hr walk out through the back roads of the wine country

 

[buildyourown]

I think it would take more than $30/hr for me to hang out with horse people.

 

[gonefirefightin]

I would destroy those women.....the prim and proper equine crowd have a hard time resisting rodeo cowboys like myself

 

[jonKranked]

I would destroy those women.....the prim and proper equine crowd have a hard time resisting rodeo cowboys like myself

Sounds like a challenge to me

 

[stevew]

rodeo cowboys like myself

one of the veterinarians i worked with in colorado...her husband rode bulls.

crazy little midget.

 

[gonefirefightin]

Sounds like a challenge to me

 

[sanjuro]

Did you work the one this week in Menlo Park? I got invited but how to say it, I HATE HORSEBACK RIDERS!

 

[Ciaran]

Not bad. Most horse chicks are fat. (At least they are around where I live)

 

[MMike]

i too hate horses. And in my neighbourhood..."the equestrian lifestyle" is king. People keep horse all over the place. I can hear them...neigh...what the hell do you call the noise to horses make, from my back yard.

and people ride them on the street.....and they crap on the street.....and people are not required to pick up the aforementioned crap.

Stupid horses.

 

[Ciaran]

i too hate horses. And in my neighbourhood..."the equestrian lifestyle" is king. People keep horse all over the place. I can hear them...neigh...what the hell do you call the noise to horses make, from my back yard.

and people ride them on the street.....and they crap on the street.....and people are not required to pick up the aforementioned crap.

Stupid horses.

Move to an area not zoned for horses? Do you have those in America Lite?

 

[bizutch]

Apparently NC horse girls are the bomb. I've dated 3 that I can recall and each was hella awesome. Confident, athletic, tough...and fearless. All of the above make for great flings. I call what happened passionate, but that would be a bold faced lie.

 

[binary visions]

I've spent a majority of my life around horses and horse people... I would venture to say most of the horse people I've met are not of the negative stereotype that a lot of people seem to associate with horses.

I think the confusion comes from douche-y rich people often owning horses. That doesn't usually make them "horse people" - it just means they own animals. The same way there's a distinction between a "dog lover" and some rich snob with a chihuahua in her purse.

Most of the horse-loving girls I've known have mirrored bizutch's experience.

 

[bizutch]

...
Most of the horse-loving girls I've known have mirrored bizutch's experience.

...but I gotta say...we need a fist bump emoticon in this new day and age.

 

[Pesqueeb]

Apparently NC horse girls are the bomb. I've dated 3 that I can recall and each was hella awesome. Confident, athletic, tough...and fearless. All of the above make for great flings. I call what happened passionate, but that would be a bold faced lie.

I've spent a majority of my life around horses and horse people... I would venture to say most of the horse people I've met are not of the negative stereotype that a lot of people seem to associate with horses.

Most of the horse-loving girls I've known have mirrored bizutch's experience.

This has been my experience as well. Any girl that can get in a pair of Rockies or Dressage breeches =

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

 

[binary visions]

Note: "horse people" was not used in the same way "crab people" would be used.

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

OMFG a crabcore joke! Original!

 

[Pesqueeb]

OMFG a crabcore joke! Original!

Me thinks the crab person doth protest too much.

 

[ridiculous]

I'm no fan of horses, but the best thing you can do for your hang down is hookup with an equestrian chick. No lie.