[Cooter Brown]

okay, check out this piece on animal sexual assault, this guy is a freakin quack!!

Off road dog lovin gone overboard

 

[WestCoastHucker]

okay, check out this piece on animal sexual assault, this guy is a freakin quack!!

i bet it was your dog....

 

[Cooter Brown]

i bet it was your dog....

BWAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAA! yeah, i always knew DJ Skribbles was a damn canine criminal

 

[Lexx D]

OG:I would like to report a crime
Cop:and what type of crime?
OG:a sexual assault!
cop:and who was it that attacked you sir?
OG:a dog
cop:a dog?
OG: that's correct
cop:what happened?
OG:he sniffed my crotch
cop:get out of here you fuking wacko.

 

[WestCoastHucker]

BWAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAA! yeah, i always knew DJ Skribbles was a damn canine criminal

i would have just jumped on the dog and started humping it's leg

 

[Cooter Brown]

i would have just jumped on the dog and started humping it's leg

but would you give it a nice kiss when you were done?

 

[WestCoastHucker]

but would you give it a nice kiss when you were done?

i'd even rub it's belly

 

[Lexx D]

i'd even rub it's belly

But what if the dog doesn't want you touching his belly. Who's gonna listen to him. Animals have rights ya know

 

[drtbikrr]

**** that dude, I woulda punched the dog in the face, that guy needs to calm down, it's what dogs do, and people are all wrong about German Shepards, they're the friendliest dogs in the world, unless ur someone that poses a threat to their owner. In the end that guy needed to stand up for himself and kick the **** outta the dog and be done with it.

 

[WestCoastHucker]

But what if the dog doesn't want you touching his belly. Who's gonna listen to him. Animals have rights ya know

but, they love to have their bellies rubbed after they have just been leg humped

 

[golgiaparatus]

Why didnt the dude just ride off, or at least cover his balls so they couldnt be sniffed? Dogs sniff crotches... its what they do.

 

[WestCoastHucker]

Why didnt the dude just ride off, or at least cover his balls so they couldnt be sniffed? Dogs sniff crotches... its what they do.

i like to blow my nose farmer style. so when it lands on your face, "hey, that's what i do......"

not trying to insult you, but that is a lame excuse....

 

[Cooter Brown]

Why didnt the dude just ride off, or at least cover his balls so they couldnt be sniffed? Dogs sniff crotches... its what they do.

I think the dumb schit has issues. Maybe his dog refused to lick his peanut butter covered "gentlemen" when he was a kid, and he has never forgiven the canine class since what a freakin spode

 

[Lexx D]

"gentlemen"

hahahaha, you just called his junk gentlemen

 

[WestCoastHucker]

Why didnt the dude just ride off, or at least cover his balls so they couldnt be sniffed? Dogs sniff crotches... its what they do.

anyway, it's the dog owners fault....

my dogs would never try to sniff your boys, they could care less

 

[pixelninja]

i like to blow my nose farmer style. so when it lands on your face, "hey, that's what i do......"

not trying to insult you, but that is a lame excuse....

Actually, it really isn't a lame excuse. If you weren't a human, but some form of dumb animal like a dog, and blowing your nose farmer style is what you did, then it should be excusable to a point. Of course, it should be up to your owner/master to make sure that you didn't do it in everyone's face, but if you happened to do it on occation, it should be excused.

 

[golgiaparatus]

I think the dumb schit has issues. Maybe his dog refused to lick his peanut butter covered "gentlemen" when he was a kid, and he has never forgiven the canine class since what a freakin spode

Its all good Mr. T is rippin him a new one.

 

[Lexx D]

....
my dogs would never try to sniff your boys, they could care less

Except for that one time when you.....oh nevermind I promised not to say anything. .

 

[WestCoastHucker]

Actually, it really isn't a lame excuse. If you weren't a human, but some form of dumb animal like a dog, and blowing your nose farmer style is what you did, then it should be excusable to a point. Of course, it should be up to your owner/master to make sure that you didn't do it in everyone's face, but if you happened to do it on occation, it should be excused.

soooooo....... when a dog bites your finger off "on occasion" it's excusable? just because hey "that's what dogs do......."

if you can't control your animals you should not have them.

 

[pixelninja]

soooooo....... when a dog bites your finger off "on occasion" it's excusable? just because hey "that's what dogs do......."

Wow dude. You must have jumped off a REALLY high cliff to get to that conclusion.

 

[COmtbiker12]

BWAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAA! yeah, i always knew DJ Skribbles was a damn canine criminal

What ever happened to Willie nelson?

 

[WestCoastHucker]

Wow dude. You must have jumped off a REALLY high cliff to get to that conclusion.

well, a dog, by nature, bites. in the same nature that it sniffs at your boys. the only reason dogs don't bite more is because owners will scold dogs when they do bite. but hey,"it's what they do..." you don't believe me? find a wild dog and try to approach it........

if an owner can train a dog to go to the bathroom outside, not to bite, sit, lay down (all things a dog does not do by nature) then he/she can also train it not to sniff balls......

 

[X-rider]

soooooo....... when a dog bites your finger off "on occasion" it's excusable? just because hey "that's what dogs do......."

if you can't control your animals you should not have them.

You wouldn't by chance be old_dude's nephew would you?

 

[WestCoastHucker]

You wouldn't by chance be old_dude's nephew would you?

nope. never met, seen or talked to him either

actually never even heard of him untill this thread