Anne Coutler's column gets dropped

Slugman · Jul 28, 2004

Who was she going to write it for... and it probably got dropped b/c Right wingers don't read anyway.

Tenchiro · Jul 28, 2004

This one?

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=39644

Put the speakers in a cage
Posted: July 26, 2004
4:15 p.m. Eastern

© 2004 WorldNetDaily.com

Here at the Spawn of Satan convention in Boston, conservatives are deploying a series of covert signals to identify one another, much like gay men do. My allies are the ones wearing crosses or American flags. The people sporting shirts emblazoned with the "F-word" are my opponents. Also, as always, the pretty girls and cops are on my side, most of them barely able to conceal their eye-rolling.

Democrats are constantly suing and slandering police as violent, fascist racists with the exception of Boston's police, who'll be lauded as national heroes right up until the Democrats pack up and leave town on Friday, whereupon they'll revert to their natural state of being fascist, racist pigs.

A speaker at the Democratic National Convention this year, Al Sharpton, accused white police officers of raping and defacing Tawana Brawley in 1987, lunatic charges that eventually led to a defamation lawsuit against Sharpton, and even more eventually to Sharpton paying a jury award to the defamed plaintiff Steve Pagones. So it's a real mystery why cops wouldn't like Democrats.

As for the pretty girls, I can only guess that it's because liberal boys never try to make a move on you without the U.N. Security Council's approval. Plus, it's no fun riding around in those dinky little hybrid cars. My pretty-girl allies stick out like a sore thumb amongst the corn-fed, no make-up, natural fiber, no-bra needing, sandal-wearing, hirsute, somewhat fragrant hippie-chick pie wagons they call "women" at the Democratic National Convention.

Apparently, the nuts at the Democratic National Convention are going to be put in cages outside the convention hall. Sadly, they won't be fighting to the death as is done in W.W.F. caged matches. They're calling this the "protestor's area," although I suppose a better name would be the "truth-free zone."

I thought this was a great idea until I realized the "nut" category did not include Sharpton, Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Teddy Kennedy all featured speakers at the convention. I'd say the actual policy is only untelegenic nuts get the cages, but little Dennis Kucinich is speaking at the Convention, too. So it must be cages for "nuts who have not run for president as serious candidates for the Democratic Party."

Looking at the line-up of speakers at the Convention, I have developed the 7-11 challenge: I will quit making fun of, for example, Dennis Kucinich, if he can prove he can run a 7-11 properly for 8 hours. We'll even let him have an hour or so of preparation before we open up. Within 8 hours, the money will be gone, the store will be empty, and he'll be explaining how three 11-year olds came in and asked for the money and he gave it to them.

For 20 years, the Democrats wouldn't let Jimmy Carter within 100 miles of a Convention podium. The fact that Carter is now their most respectable speaker tells you where that party is today. Maybe they just want to remind Americans who got us into this Middle East mess in the first place. We've got millions of fanatical Muslims trying to slaughter Americans while shouting "Allah Akbar!" Yeah, let's turn the nation over to these guys.

With any luck, Gore will uncork his speech comparing Republicans to Nazis. Just a few weeks ago, Gore gave a speech accusing the Bush administration of deploying "digital Brown Shirts" to intimidate journalists and pressure the media into writing good things about Bush in case you were wondering where all those glowing articles about Bush were coming from.

The last former government official to slake his thirst so deeply with the Kool-Aid and become a far-left peacenik was Ramsey Clarke and it took him a few years to really blossom. Clinton must have done some number on Gore. Then again, with his yen for earth tones in a man's wardrobe, maybe Gore's references to "Brown Shirts" was intended as a compliment.

Only one major newspaper the Boston Herald reported Gore's "Brown Shirt" comment, though a Bush campaign spokesman's statement quoting the "Brown Shirt" line made it into the very last sentence of a Los Angeles Times article. The New York Times responded with an article criticizing "both" Republicans and Democrats for using Nazi imagery. Democrats call Republicans Nazis, the Republicans quote the Democrats calling Republicans Nazis and "both" are using Nazi imagery. (It's a cycle of violence!)

The nuts in the cages are virtual Bertrand Russells compared to the official speakers at the Democratic Convention. On the basis of their placards, I gather the caged-nut position is that they love the troops so much, they don't want them to get hurt defending America from terrorist attack. "Support the troops," the signs say, "bring them home."

That's my new position on all government workers, except the 5 percent who aren't useless, which is to say cops, prosecutors, firemen and U.S. servicemen. I love bureaucrats at the National Endowment of the Arts funding crucifixes submerged in urine so much I think they should go home. I love public school teachers punishing any mention of God and banning Christmas songs so much I think they should go home.

Walking back from the convention site, I chatted with a normal Bostonian for several blocks who must have identified me through our covert system of signals. He was mostly bemused by the Democrats' primetime speakers and told me he used to be an independent, but for the last 20 years found himself voting mostly Republican. Then he corrected himself and said he votes for the "American."

I'd say I love all these Democrats in Boston so much I want them to go home, but I don't. I want Americans to get a good long look at the French Party and keep the 7-11 challenge in mind.

I Are Baboon · Jul 28, 2004

That chick looks freaky. She looks like one of the aliens from Close Encounters of the Third Kind. A little taller though.

N8 v2.0 · Jul 28, 2004

As for the pretty girls, I can only guess that it's because liberal boys never try to make a move on you without the U.N. Security Council's approval. Plus, it's no fun riding around in those dinky little hybrid cars. My pretty-girl allies stick out like a sore thumb amongst the corn-fed, no make-up, natural fiber, no-bra needing, sandal-wearing, hirsute, somewhat fragrant hippie-chick pie wagons they call "women" at the Democratic National Convention

Ouch!

BWWAHAHAHA!

Slugman · Jul 28, 2004

Yup... seems "Fair and Balanced" to me.

Slugman · Jul 28, 2004

RhinofromWA said:
I would hope you agree.

You know on priciple alone I can't ever agree with you :nuts:

RhinofromWA said:
She wasn't hired to be fair and balanced...you twit.

Sarcasm is so hard to convey on the internet...

valve bouncer · Jul 28, 2004

F*ck me dead, what an execrable creature she is. The hate positively oozes from her. :eek:

Ridemonkey · Jul 29, 2004

Hateful rhetoric like that has no place in politics in this country.

valve bouncer · Jul 29, 2004

Ridemonkey said:
Hateful rhetoric like that has no place in politics in this country.

I challenge the frothers of the board to come up with something as awful as that from the left coming from someone as well known in the media as Ann C*unter and I'll decry it.

Westy · Jul 29, 2004

I would not publish that in my newspaper. Not because of the highly opinionated commentary but because of the poor sentence structure and random jumping topics. Her article reads like she was taking LSD and cocaine to stay awake, of which I would need to stay awake during any political convention.

valve bouncer · Jul 29, 2004

RhinofromWA said:
F.9/11

:nuts: ....bloody Rhino

Ridemonkey · Jul 29, 2004

RhinofromWA said:
F.9/11

Come on dude. That movie was not filled with hate filled jabs. You need to come up with some more balanced comparisons.

Slugman · Jul 29, 2004

Ridemonkey said:
Hateful rhetoric like that has no place in politics in this country.

So you are kicking N8 out?!?!? :thumb:

Westy · Jul 29, 2004

I Are Baboon said:
That chick looks freaky. She looks like one of the aliens from Close Encounters of the Third Kind. A little taller though.

She has some nasty ass man hands.

valve bouncer · Jul 29, 2004

RhinofromWA said:
I have been getting so many of those nut-kicking smilies lately I have taken to wearing a cup while at work!

Well you frothers* say that you've got the biggest nurries, you can take it

*Rhino only froths a little bit...and he wears a bib, so it's alright

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