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you can complain all you want
it helps keep me calm
you can complain all you want
it helps keep me calm
another haiku thread
- Thread starter jonKranked
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Why, again, cruel death?
Whose tactless loaf of poor prose
Floats now in punch bowl?
Whose tactless loaf of poor prose
Floats now in punch bowl?
Start a limerick
thread, I dare you, I dare you.
You banned by noon.
thread, I dare you, I dare you.
You banned by noon.
doctor science please
check your MSDS sheet
have some fun with this
check your MSDS sheet
have some fun with this
Called in sick
worked on the Steelhead
and now I nap...
worked on the Steelhead
and now I nap...
Jim Mac said:
Ride tonight at 5
to test out your steelhead
beers afterward to!
Be there at 5 Jim
I'll have my steelhead as well
beers will taste so good.
I'll have my steelhead as well
beers will taste so good.
I won't ride today
Tomorrow is looking good
Pedal, eat, and drink
Tomorrow is looking good
Pedal, eat, and drink
My knee is hurting
probably should not ride much
short road ride instead?
probably should not ride much
short road ride instead?
Toshi used a jack
to part the blubbery thighs
Inhale, hold, go quick
to part the blubbery thighs
Inhale, hold, go quick
the weekend is here
today raped me in the a$$
cocktails are needed
today raped me in the a$$
cocktails are needed
I read the quotesMcGRP01 said:Be there at 5 Jim
I'll have my steelhead as well
beers will taste so good.
fromn Treesaw and Tigg
and now it's too late!
Jim Mac said:
You missed a good ride
much fun was had and some beers
you should come next week!
drink much beer
make plenty penis water
frequent toilet visits
make plenty penis water
frequent toilet visits
I can not believe
that you guys can do this shi!t
Down with this thread.
that you guys can do this shi!t
Down with this thread.
I rode in LI and
I think I will take mud
over sand any day
I think I will take mud
over sand any day
A haiku
Just another limerick
Twisted thus
Just another limerick
Twisted thus
Cold fall rain
Fog about the roadway
Aspen buds
Fog about the roadway
Aspen buds
a pale imitation;
our limericks were better
sadness abounds
our limericks were better
sadness abounds
you guys really suck
at writing these short verses
learn to count morons
at writing these short verses
learn to count morons
warm chocolate
baked in the oven's warmth
happiness in squares
baked in the oven's warmth
happiness in squares
the strict rules
make small games boring
go pound sand
make small games boring
go pound sand
binary visions
sitting on the internet
talkin' 'bout munchies
sitting on the internet
talkin' 'bout munchies
Met JonKranked this weekend at Plattekill
By the firepit of my buddy Bob
My car still smells like smoke.
By the firepit of my buddy Bob
My car still smells like smoke.
haiku lessons are
required for a few people
around these here parts
required for a few people
around these here parts
Lessons are worthless
the fodder of fools
if it feels good then do it.
the fodder of fools
if it feels good then do it.
bob is a nut job
needs to get a pet squirrel
tell him i said hi
needs to get a pet squirrel
tell him i said hi
Uhhh there is a town called Haiku on the island i live on, i thought this was going to something related to the killer trails we have around there.
seven syllables
in the middle verse you know
five in the others
in the middle verse you know
five in the others
Black Friday ride
A Long Island Thanksgiving
Bob skips the XC-meets us at the jumps.
Oh five syllables
Not necessarily so
But here as you like
Not necessarily so
But here as you like
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