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Another interesting roommate happening

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Broken_Spoke, Feb 22, 2008.

  1. Broken_Spoke

    Broken_Spoke Mr. Big Hot Pastrami

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    So as of my last post concerning my roommate it has been decided that he will not be moving in with his female friend come August but rather she will be living here for a couple months till she finds her own place, that was a relief on me. But now there has been something else interesting that has happened. When his female friend came for a visit she forgot her hair dryer and so she bought one here and just left it here. Well The other day I was sitting here at my computer and my roommate was taking a shower and then I here him start to use the hair dryer. I wouldn't think of this as so unusual unless him and I hadn't had a conversation a few days prior with him stating that he has never used a hair dryer and never will use a hair dryer. So now as a part of his daily routine he uses a hair dryer. This is added to him eating baby food and liking it as well as him absolutely refusing to eat any left over food from the refrigerator and as a finally bit of interesting he ordered deodorant and shaving creme off of the internet.




    Some of you might be wondering what the point of this is, well I hate to break it to you but it is mindless blither because I am bored and I am killing time before I leave for work.
     

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  2. stinkyboy

    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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    I miss being married as I used to dry my junk with her hair dryer after a shower.

    Dudes with hair dryers are ghey.


    Wait, what happened?
     
  3. Broken_Spoke

    Broken_Spoke Mr. Big Hot Pastrami

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    Are you saying that you have such hairy junk that it takes a blow dryer to get the water off?
     
  4. cannondalejunky

    cannondalejunky ease dropper

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    you should put flour in the hair dryer before he goes in to take a shower

     
  5. mntbiker2

    mntbiker2 Monkey

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    ut oh stinky! he got you there :rofl: :rofl:
     
  6. Broken_Spoke

    Broken_Spoke Mr. Big Hot Pastrami

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    Even though that is funny has hell I actually am friends with my roommate so I don't need him being upset with me.
     
  7. stinkyboy

    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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    Yes, and it wasn't until I landed here that I discovered it was OK to shave my junk and then, God forbid, speak about it.

    Thanks everyone!
     
  8. AngryMetalsmith

    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    WTF, is she a Dominatrix?

    Does she make him wear a diaper?

    Is he not allowed to go to a store to buy toiletries by himself?

    When she moves in your life will become Hell. You'll be at Ihop every-night just to escape. Soon you will be powerless to resist the seduction of the portly pancake princess.

    Good luck to you man.
     
  9. JohnE

    JohnE filthy rascist

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    Dude, use a comma now and again. Please. For the children.
     
  10. r464

    r464 Turbo Monkey

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    A line break now and then would be dandy as well.
     
  11. drkenan

    drkenan anti-dentite

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    Yep - probably drying dem nutz.
     
  12. Lady Gravity

    Lady Gravity Chimp

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    might i suggest a trim. the ladies will thank you.
     
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    jasride Turbo Monkey

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    next time he comes home, make sure you're sitting there on your couch naked blow drying your nutz. If he questions what you're doing and you see him never using it again, it worked. If you come home one day and he's sitting there on the couch blow drying his nutz, or still even using the thing the standard way in the bathroom for his head hair, Get a new roommate.
     
  14. stevew

    stevew unique white person

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    What's wrong with free dental floss?
     
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    loco-gringo Crusading Clamp Monkey

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    4 out of 5 dentists recommend it. Wait, that's not it.