[pigboy]

ants are in my drink

swimming ants have gone missing

where are my dead ants?

 

[Potroast88]

In your pants?

 

[pigboy]

In your pants?

haiku thread only poems

cowboys hated by all men

you are not a man

 

[ultraNoob]

7 7 5?

I thought it was 5 7 5

 

[pigboy]

7 7 5?

I thought it was 5 7 5

pedantic bitches

head injuries for all men

and no sympathy

 

[johnbryanpeters]

five seven five yes
who really gives a damn now
peanut butter frappe

 

[ultraNoob]

I am wearing socks
They cost more than a six pack
Damn I am trendy

 

[johnbryanpeters]

shotgun raised ka-pow
were those the neighbor's children
taking walk down range?

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Perhaps you'd solve this
by bringing the fish back now.
Reach deep, bend in pipe.

 

[skinny mike]

i hate hangovers
my brain is not functioning
i must drink coffee

 

[johnbryanpeters]

filthy bicyclist
get off my roadway post haste
SUV crush you

 

[pigboy]

Perhaps you'd solve this
by bringing the fish back now.
Reach deep, bend in pipe.

fer fark sake uncle

laughing out loud at your quote

we are quite meta

 

[HAB]

I am wearing socks
They cost more than a six pack
Damn I am trendy

You're a giant tool
Why buy such expensive socks?
Go get some good beer

 

[llkoolkeg]

haiku thread only poems

cowboys hated by all men

you are not a man

Cowboys just spanked Pack

Rogers showed he lacks a sack

Sit down, shup up Jack!

 

[pigboy]

Coyboys just spanked Pack

Rogers showed he lacks a sack

Sit down, shup up Jack!

a chance to make fun

a typo you made one fool

and now we smack you

 

[Damo]

i can't do these
Haiku poems so I don't
Know why I even bother posting in this thread.



I got the 3 lines part...

 

[johnbryanpeters]

i can't do these
Haiku poems so I don't
Know why I even bother posting in this thread.

I got the 3 lines part...

Its OK with us
we all understand the cause
you are from Texas.

 

[ultraNoob]

Forget what you know
No solice in pure blind faith
Trust only your heart


Sitting in a chair
One hour my cheeks are numb
DMV sucks ass


Hunger for silence
Mind rambles with pure nonsense
No satiation


LIKEY ME BIKEY
SOURCE OF ENDLESS ENJOYMENT
TROUBLES SEEM SMALLER


Annoying lady
Rude words reak like stinky cheese
Mumbles louder now


I hate complainers
Useless words damage my calm
shut up leave me be


Nine numbers to go
Anticipation kills me
My turn coming soon


Four numbers to go
Need to relieve myself soon
The end forthcoming

 

[pigboy]

Paradise, CA
rarely extends itself to
chairs at DMV

 

[ultraNoob]

Wrong County Buddy
My PH is in SoCal
nine two one three nine

 

[OGRipper]

Forever a given
Noobs trying haiku in public
Sound like a stoned yoda

 

[ultraNoob]

My noobage is known
Stoned like yoda on weekends
Arrogant Bastard

 

[pigboy]

Paradise was
a metaphor, refer
to your avatar

 

[ultraNoob]

Paradise is home
She is eve of my eden
Metaphor not meant

 

[OGRipper]

Bleeding into all
you write, feel, and think today:
Haiku addiction

 

[ultraNoob]

It's Bike Elated
Got to ride reign yesterday
Maestro kicks ass

 

[johnbryanpeters]

one two three four five
six seven eight nine ten breathe
eleven thirteen

 

[ultraNoob]

Familiar feeling
Shadows have eyes surveilling
Cannot look away

Shapes and images
Incandescent trickery
Eyes refuse to blink

Calm and collected
Warm relaxing shower fails
Invigorated

Perceive distant noise
Ultra low frequency hum
Resonates deeply

Too late to partake
Impending dawn approaches
Insomnia wins

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Oh no here it comes
Haiku war not stopping yet
Oh humanity

 

[eaterofdog]

Zombie threads live on
Ultranoob's new time machine
Brings them back to life

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

limerick thread better
than all these pathetic poems
BV does agree

 

[johnbryanpeters]

limerick thread better (6, failzorz)
than all these pathetic poems (7)
BV does agree (5)

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

http://www.ridemonkey.com/forums/showthread.php?t=117569&p=3827605&viewfull=1#post3827605

 

[johnbryanpeters]

CrabJoeTenToes mon
Don't go to seventeen yo
Still scribbles at times

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

what?

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Wat e sez is he
Daft or just not getting it
Dis is pome, mon, yes?

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Da form is the thing
If ya subscribe to all that
Formalism, yes?

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Don't worry be glad
U kin write what you want, boy
Do not be ashamed

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Step up to the plate
What's to lose but being butt
Of snide cracks by apes

 

[WestCoastHucker]

don't eat yellow snow
lemonade is not the taste
somebody tricked me